Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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Sterling

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kegkilla_sl said:
what good will fake tits do her while she's sitting at home on the Internet arguing about video games and feeling sorry for herself
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I think his point is that bolt on boobs might give her some self confidence or something. Doubt it would do anything if she doesn't want any attention outside of the internet anyways.
 
Mist

Mist

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I refuse to post more details of my shitty life for your collective amusement until Draegan unbanz0rs Mario.
 
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iannis

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Don't get fake tits. That just ruins a perfectly good cut of meat.

Nothing wrong with iddy biddies. Pe-teats.
 
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Picasso3

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Iannis confirmed fag, ill put in 100 for fake tits but they have to be at least triple d and you can't have a bmi over 28.
 
Cad

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The character of the fake tits really depends on how much you had there before. The magic thing is the "implant to real boob ratio." If you had B's and put in 300cc implants, they will look and feel pretty fucking great because there's an implant there but there's also plenty of real boob. If you had AA's and put in 600cc implants, they will look and feel like grapefruit halves.

The smaller your real tits are, the smaller your implants need to be. If you want them to be at all natural seeming.
 
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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Cad_sl said:
The character of the fake tits really depends on how much you had there before. The magic thing is the "implant to real boob ratio." If you had B's and put in 300cc implants, they will look and feel pretty fucking great because there's an implant there but there's also plenty of real boob. If you had AA's and put in 600cc implants, they will look and feel like grapefruit halves.

The smaller your real tits are, the smaller your implants need to be. If you want them to be at all natural seeming.
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Spoken like a true Dallas-ite that has experience in these matters.

Mist, start a Patreon. I'll donate $50 for a new set of funbags.
 
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Phazael

Phazael

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If Mist got a fake rack installed then there is a whole new revenue avenue for her in tranny porn. Hodj can answer all of your questions about it.

In all seriousness, though, do lesbians even give a shit about tit size?
 
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