The internet told me if I follow this Red Pill guide, I'll get all the women I want. I've totally studied up for our date.
Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Kriptini
Vyemm Raider
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iannis
Musty Nester
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BOOM.
Mist, for a nominal service charge I would be willing to handle the financial transactions. Before you think, "Exploitation. Patriarchy." you should be aware of the benefits to such a partnership. For one they may accuse me of pandering, but they will not be able to accuse you of prostitution. Another, I can act as a gateway and vet potential customers. You're not entirely wrong, you know, there are some true scumfucks out in this world. I can keep them at bay. For another it increases your bargaining position. Your money is my money, baby, and daddy loves money almost as much as he loves you.
Mist, for a nominal service charge I would be willing to handle the financial transactions. Before you think, "Exploitation. Patriarchy." you should be aware of the benefits to such a partnership. For one they may accuse me of pandering, but they will not be able to accuse you of prostitution. Another, I can act as a gateway and vet potential customers. You're not entirely wrong, you know, there are some true scumfucks out in this world. I can keep them at bay. For another it increases your bargaining position. Your money is my money, baby, and daddy loves money almost as much as he loves you.
Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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Weak.
I'm playing Binding of Isaac: Rebirth ATM. I refuse to get the new one until I've thoroughly played Rebirth.
khorum
Murder Apologist
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This might be a better deal if you provide a roadmap for dealing with her mom and stepdad.
khorum
Murder Apologist
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Aww shit see? We're closer to a deal, Iannis.
Just deal with the mom and you can wear the fur coats and velvet cheetah-print fedoras that come with your new position. Mist can meet the other girls in your stable and they'll work out which corner she can start at.
Just deal with the mom and you can wear the fur coats and velvet cheetah-print fedoras that come with your new position. Mist can meet the other girls in your stable and they'll work out which corner she can start at.
Mist
REEEEeyore
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I should go find my biodad and ask him for money. I've never met him. Sounds like an adventure, maybe some day when I don't get called into work I will actually try it.
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