Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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chaos

chaos

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Why did you answer? The magic of the internet is you can be anywhere doing anything. "Gee I'd love to but I an out of state with my cousin fingerbanging a Kardashian"
 
Intrinsic

Intrinsic

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I was never officially on call, but work was a 24/7 possibility... Sob I'd just go get hammered at Buffalo Wild Wings at 5 that way when they called at 8 it was all, 'Oh sorry I can't go to State Police HQ to meet the Colonel, sorry.'

And BTW, I tracked down my bio dad when I was 17 or so and it wasn't worth it. Not recommended.
 
iannis

iannis

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sperm donors are over rated.

So far, three of them have tracked me down.

I really wish they hadn't.
 
Erronius

Erronius

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So do we have a pic of Mist at this point? And second question, can we get a_skeleton_03 to create a poll of people to date (fuck) Mist, for the 'greater good'?
 
Quaid

Quaid

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I'd fuck any one of you bros if it meant improving your mental health.

Just keep that in the back of your minds for a lonely night.
 
Erronius

Erronius

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Mist

Mist

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Possibly good news, the flood insurance from the government is like "hey we might actually pay you for your Hurricane Sandy claim we fucked you on"
 
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kegkilla

kegkilla

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you must be leaving a lot of information out because an insurance company is never going to come and say "hey here's some free money"
 
Mist

Mist

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The government forced us to buy flood insurance after the 2010 flood. Then Hurricane Sandy hit and they didn't want to pay out on the flood insurance they didn't want us to buy. Then they got forced to issue a review of the claims because they had fucked so many people.

I filled this out a while ago and they're finally ready to process it:

http://www.fema.gov/media-library-data/1432052537460-1d125f16e4774d49fc29b5ea844221d3/6FIPRequestforReviewofHurricaneSandyFileFillable50 8.pdf
 
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iannis

iannis

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Well, that's good news.

So it's more like, "We'd rather just give you the money than pay the court costs. Maybe."
 
Mist

Mist

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Not until I actually have a check in hand from the government, so probably another decade or so.
 
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