DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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What a bitch. Also, it sounds like that dude isn't still stuck in his shitty situation like you are, so it seems like you still come up with the short stick.
Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
kegkilla
The Big Mod
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Sterling
El Presidente
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Kriptini
Vyemm Raider
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Because humans are social creatures and spending time with anyone besides your mom will probably be relatively enjoyable for you.
khorum
Murder Apologist
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kegkilla
The Big Mod
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because being able to socialize in real life is a key skill needed for success in life and i would wager you're probably pretty bad it, so why not get some practice in a low pressure situation?
iannis
Musty Nester
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Damn Mist. Way harsh.
You gotta step outta that bubble every now and then. It won't be like you fear neither will it be like you hope. That's just living.
I live most of my life in my head as well. Moreso than most. If people call you "oddly distant" occasionally, and you can't understand what they mean -- just them saying that is a little confusing, that's a type. There's a danger for our type. We're not as smart as we think we are. And sometimes rubbing elbows with the retards can be truly humbling.
You gotta step outta that bubble every now and then. It won't be like you fear neither will it be like you hope. That's just living.
I live most of my life in my head as well. Moreso than most. If people call you "oddly distant" occasionally, and you can't understand what they mean -- just them saying that is a little confusing, that's a type. There's a danger for our type. We're not as smart as we think we are. And sometimes rubbing elbows with the retards can be truly humbling.
iannis
Musty Nester
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We learn to cover. We might not be as smart as we think, but we're not fucking stupid. I'm not talking about work friends. I'm talking about good friends that you are willing to show yourself to. And that's the comment. Some variation on, "You are oddly distant."
How can that be possible. I'm right here, you fucking moron.
Ah, that's what friends are for.
How can that be possible. I'm right here, you fucking moron.
Ah, that's what friends are for.
iannis
Musty Nester
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Next time maybe something like, "Yeah. No thanks. I've already got one asshole in my panties."
I had a lesbian tell me that once. She was powerful ugly and I wasn't trying to fuck her. We were just standing around and I was bored and talking about whatever dumb shit I was talking about, I forget. Probably fuckin, because that's the kind of guy I was at 17. And then she busts that one out on me and it cracked me up.
Still cracks me up.
I had a lesbian tell me that once. She was powerful ugly and I wasn't trying to fuck her. We were just standing around and I was bored and talking about whatever dumb shit I was talking about, I forget. Probably fuckin, because that's the kind of guy I was at 17. And then she busts that one out on me and it cracked me up.
Still cracks me up.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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Warble garble everything in my life sucks and is the most horrible thing ever!
Except for every single suggestion ever made to me, those things would be even worse.
So, although my life is the worst possible combination of horrible things, absolutely NOTHING can be done to change this because all decisions or changes are actually worse than current.
Got it guys?
Except for every single suggestion ever made to me, those things would be even worse.
So, although my life is the worst possible combination of horrible things, absolutely NOTHING can be done to change this because all decisions or changes are actually worse than current.
Got it guys?
Mist
REEEEeyore
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I know you're trying to be sardonic, but this is pretty spot on.
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The #1 favorite thing of ugly lesbians to do is reject people. I saw one crying one time and said "can i get you anything" but she saw right through my cis rape advances, called me out, and rejected me.
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kegkilla
The Big Mod
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Mist have you ever considered committing a felony and going to prison? You won't have to do all the shit you hate any more, there will be an all you can munch rug buffet, and by the time you get out your mother will be dead or evicted and it's not your problem anymore.
I suggest robbing a bank. Two bonuses to this is that you have a chance of being killed during the crime or a slight chance of getting away with it and then you'll have a bag of money that you can give your mom to "pay her bills".
I suggest robbing a bank. Two bonuses to this is that you have a chance of being killed during the crime or a slight chance of getting away with it and then you'll have a bag of money that you can give your mom to "pay her bills".