MLB 2024: Rangers Conquer Texas, Then America

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Ameraves

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Impossible to keep them all I suppose. Too bad cause he really played well in the 2nd half of the season. How you feel about that, Alex Alex ?
 
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Ameraves

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I for one say let her have control. What quicker way to have a MLB franchise go to shit than have some woman who knows nothing about the sport run it!
 
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Alex

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Impossible to keep them all I suppose. Too bad cause he really played well in the 2nd half of the season. How you feel about that, Alex Alex ?

I'm confused unless they plan to move him to the outfield. The infield is very crowded.
 

TheNozz

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Get fukd
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This was sent to me by a friend who’s a Red Sox fan
 
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Ameraves

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I realize the Dodgers are loaded, and as a fan base we are fairly spoiled right now. But if he doesn't pick the Dodgers, I am gonna be REAL sad if he picks the Padres.
 
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Blitz

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Nah he is gonna sign with the Dodgers for $250m/10y, $225m deferred until 2050 and it will be paid out over 20 years.

He isn't 25, so he won't be an unlimited free agent. The max deal he'll get will be like $8 million or something - so he'll be an absolute steal. I expect he'll take a short-term deal.

Is sasaki hot shit like yoshinobu?

More pure talent, but definitely raw. Throws 102 etc, but needs a bit of work, he projects as something close to an ace (with time).

By all accounts, the Dodgers and Padres are the favorites - it will be one of those two: Dodgers for obvious reasons, but apparently his idol is Yu Darvish. So we can only hope he decides to not be gay and play for someone other than the Dodgers.
 

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The Dodgers are so stacked this year, it's almost a negative. Like the expectations for the team are going to be incredibly hard to achieve. Barring a World Series and approaching the regular season wins record, I don't know what else you can do.
 
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TomServo

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The Dodgers are so stacked this year, it's almost a negative. Like the expectations for the team are going to be incredibly hard to achieve. Barring a World Series and approaching the regular season wins record, I don't know what else you can do.
We should probably open our wrists now.
 
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