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Goatface

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will turn in to watch frankie and osp, only 2 ranked fighters on the card. not even padding it with ranked chicks as normal.
anyway couple thing in the news
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o'malley is turning out to be a real little bitch



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something i missed, was reported last week, Conor is still in the Usada testing pool and the reason he is still ranked, but his last test was in January. he is talking about fighting Nate again.

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opening odds, think i am favoring lewis
Curtis Blaydes -210 vs Derrick Lewis +180
 

Lanx

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will turn in to watch frankie and osp, only 2 ranked fighters on the card. not even padding it with ranked chicks as normal.
anyway couple thing in the news
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o'malley is turning out to be a real little bitch



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something i missed, was reported last week, Conor is still in the Usada testing pool and the reason he is still ranked, but his last test was in January. he is talking about fighting Nate again.

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opening odds, think i am favoring lewis
Curtis Blaydes -210 vs Derrick Lewis +180

i didn't know why he came in fighting looking like a clown
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that was his attempt at trolling
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his "be like conor" shtick is already silly
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Animosity

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I wasnt expecting that fight to be good at all. Those guys were throwing them for 25mins. Great battle.
 

Goatface

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Odds from Betonline

Will Dana mention President Trump attended UFC event?
Yes +200 (2/1)
No -300 (1/3)

Total times Dana White says “Trump”
Over/Under 5½

Will Dana White say “Donald”?
Yes -120 (5/6)
No -120 (5/6)

Will Dana White say “Make America Great Again”?
Yes +300 (3/1)
No -500 (1/5)

Total times Dana White says “Fights(s)”, “Fighter(s)”, “Fighting”
Over/Under 8½

Will Dana White mention a current UFC fighter’s name?
Yes +400 (2/1)
No -700 (1/3)

Total times Dana White says “UFC”
Over/Under 3½

What will Dana White say first?
Ultimate Fighting Championship -300 (1/3)
UFC +200 (2/1)

Dana White’s Primary Shirt Color
White 5/2
Blue 3/1
Black 7/2
Gray 7/2
Red 7/1
 

Lanx

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Lawler and Smith getting manhandled was pretty boring, almost as boring as:

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robbie and smith looked old, and i almost cried, even for smith, it seemed like that home invasion made him softer or something when it should have been the opposite.

but the biggest losers were actually magney and whatever that russian guy was called, they had the chance to finish legends and decided to coast instead. (well smith isn't much of a legend, if his claim to fame is that he lost to JJ)
 

Goatface

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dear lord, rumors of Brock coming back to mma are in full force again.
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Robbie just need to hang it up. i saw some comments from Smith, if i understood him, sounded like he was thinking about dropping down
 

Lanx

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dear lord, rumors of Brock coming back to mma are in full force again.
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Robbie just need to hang it up. i saw some comments from Smith, if i understood him, sounded like he was thinking about dropping down
i believe it takes 6months of USADA testing b4 they let you fight, Brock woulda had to have been like

"so this coronoa virus thing? lemme just go train and get back to MMA" in like march
 

Lanx

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DC is one of the dumbest ppl in MMA



him and that faggot ariel are like "oh no jon jones is so bad, he says he's going to HW, on the same week DC retired, cry cry"

faggots, the GOAT does what he wants

DC also said he thinks Francais beats Stipe in rematch, wtf

He'll never beat Stipe, he has a forever mental block, besides his full 3 rounds of shit from Black Beast (b/c he was still suffering from the Stipe loss) he spent a total of like 3mins in the ring throwing haymakers and getting lucky shots
yes, i said lucky shots
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you can't tell me thats precision, thats no different than a street fight

don't forget, this is why Francais has a mental block
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against a trained striker, he can't even touch Stipe and when he does Stipe can roll with it
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youre telling me Francais has crisped up from this?
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the only thing Francais has going for him, is his god given power and seemingly the ability to get struck
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he doesn't he throw counters, look at him, he just keeps on swinging even as he gets hit.
 
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