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Perry's plan didn't work

MAIN CARD

Deiveson Figueiredo (125) vs. Alex Perez (124.5)
Valentina Shevchenko (124.5) vs. Jennifer Maia (124.5)
Tim Means (171) vs. Mike Perry (175.5) – Perry missed weight by 4.5lbs
Cynthia Calvillo (124.5) vs. Katlyn Chookagian (125.75)
Paul Craig (205.5) vs. Mauricio Rua (205.5)

PRELIMS
Brandon Moreno (125) vs. Brandon Royval (125.5)
Joaquin Buckley (182.5) vs. Jordan Wright (185)
Ariane Lipski (126) vs. Antonina Shevchenko (125)
Nicolas Dalby (170) vs. Daniel Rodriguez (170.5)

EARLY PRELIMS
Jared Gooden (171) vs. Alan Jouban (170.5)
Kyle Daukaus (185.5) vs. Dustin Stoltzfus (184.5)
Louis Cosce (170) vs. Sasha Palatnikov (170.5)
 
calhoonjugganaut

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Mike Perry just likes to fight. He's 29 years old and obviously talented enough to beat some people up and having the discipline to continue to train to do just that. He's got some shit to work out though professionally. He needs a manager that he respects and takes advice from. From getting into melees outside of bars, using the n-word, domestic violence issues, anger management issues, tax issues and now weight-cutting issues. He needs to seriously think about his career. He made $90K show money and $90K win money vs. Gall. More money than the majority of UFC fighters will ever see. Turns around and misses weight and misses out on $27K ($18.9K after taxes). That money is now Tim Means' money. Mike "Platinum" Perry should be Mike "Billy Madison" Perry at this point.
 
Lanx

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calhoonjugganaut said:
Mike Perry just likes to fight. He's 29 years old and obviously talented enough to beat some people up and having the discipline to continue to train to do just that. He's got some shit to work out though professionally. He needs a manager that he respects and takes advice from. From getting into melees outside of bars, using the n-word, domestic violence issues, anger management issues, tax issues and now weight-cutting issues. He needs to seriously think about his career. He made $90K show money and $90K win money vs. Gall. More money than the majority of UFC fighters will ever see. Turns around and misses weight and misses out on $27K ($18.9K after taxes). That money is now Tim Means' money. Mike "Platinum" Perry should be Mike "Billy Madison" Perry at this point.
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don't forget his girlfriend is his coach or whatever
 
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Jozu

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Mike Perry is a wigger and an idiot. He should be cut and have to go work a real job.
 
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Animosity

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Shogun being borderline undercard makes me feel old =|
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It definitely seems like a "we need to add an extra fight to this card" fight. He just had a headliner like a month lol. Surprised to see him with such a quick turnaround.
 
Goatface

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so Michael Chandler called out Tony, who said ok, lets fight dec 12 at ufc 256. Chandler said no he needs a 4 week camp and wants to co headline the Conor/Dustin card. Tony is now going to fight Charles Oliveira at ufc 256.
 
Bruuce

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Really hoping antonina and arianne gets to the north/south position a few times tonight
 
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jooka

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Fucking ouch, shitty way to end it. Would've loved to see them keep going at it
 
jooka

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good stuff

Means with the win and the 30% extra. Dudes feeling good.
 
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Maia doing really good job tiring Valentina out. Kinda wish I tossed $100 on Maia
 
jooka

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indeed, Maia did way better than I and everyone else thought she would tho
 
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