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jayrebb said:
i know 3-4 celebs dead to breakfast/eggs in the last 5 years.

That's enough for me to blacklist the food entirely. It's just an occurence that's ignored age and race, regardless of station in life. No scrambled eggs.
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yea not gonna argue that, i've said in the cooking thread i've been making ramen eggs, a lot, probably on 200eggs so far this year, min are at 8min
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so the yolk is gooey

i have fucked up and made hardboiled eggs in some of my first few batches (timer didn't ring) and you get the flakey fluffy yolk
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i believe this is the shit that will kill you, that fluffly crumbly just breaks up into like 10,000 particulates once you bite into it.
 
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jayrebb said:
i know 3-4 celebs dead to breakfast/eggs in the last 5 years.

That's enough for me to blacklist the food entirely. It's just an occurence that's ignored age and race, regardless of station in life. No scrambled eggs.
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what i understand with age is some throat constriction. there are some things that can make your throat narrow, my dad had an esophageal stricture and they did a somewhat simple procedure return his to normal. he had years of getting little choked every month or so to getting a little worse, to suddenly hard to drink water some days.
 
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Goatface said:
what i understand with age is some throat constriction. there are some things that can make your throat narrow, my dad had an esophageal stricture and they did a somewhat simple procedure return his to normal. he had years of getting little choked every month or so to getting a little worse, to suddenly hard to drink water some days.
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these 4 bitches would kill you if you ate their scrambled eggs


don't eat scrambled eggs unless it's made by hector calling out heuvos con chorizzo or bob in a diner
 
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Lanx said:
these 4 bitches would kill you if you ate their scrambled eggs


don't eat scrambled eggs unless it's made by hector calling out heuvos con chorizzo or bob in a diner
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ill do fried eggs just nothing scrambled or hardboiled.
 
Goatface

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wonder if he has enough $ to go to court. wonder if ufc would really want to push it.

anyway, saw this on reddit.
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I just lost 18k UFC channel points betting on Clay Guida because I was fan of his back in the day. Damned shame, hoped better for him but that other dude knows his kneebars. This is why I would never bet real money, fake lame twitch points is good enough for me.
 
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The only sport where you cant even see a fucking highlight of what happened (along with boxing). (From the network producing it, ESPN.com)

It depends on the fight, but honestly its so fucking stupid. Its the equivalent of showing a NBA game highlight but cutting it short before the final winning shot sequence, and instead shows the celebration. Having to hunt it on Twitter etc. is so annoying.
 
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That knee bar was fuckin' insane. I'd never seen that Peruvian kid fight before, but I'm pretty fuckin' intrigued now..
 
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fight was supposed to be for interm belt, wonder if that will change.
do see why, but apparently stipe said he wouldn't be 100% till sept.


not till 14th, but news picked up that cowboy opened at -300, but quickly moved
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will be joe's 1st fight in 2.5 years
cowboys 1st fight in a year plus a day, his longest gap between fights and 2021 was first year he didn't have at least 2 fights in 15 years.
 
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