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Tuco

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Yeah I heard an interview a while back where she said she loved pokemon. I grabbed some more cheetos and stroked my neck beard waiting for the inevitable, "Yeah it's a great cartoon and I love pikashoe". Then she stunned me by doubling down with how great mew is and some obscure pokemons and I knew that Ronda Rousey had the heart of a champion trainer.
 

Fedor

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TUF 20 premieres in a week

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Grimmlokk

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Cyborg would have to cut off a leg to make 115lbs. Maybe an arm too.

And she's supposedly dedicated to making 135. Recent story was Invicta wanted her to do a fight at 140( I think) but she's dead set on her next fight being at 135.

I'm half interested in TUF and half dreading it. The show is actually probably deeper than the entire 135 division, but 115lb women are going to hit like 115lb women. And with Gil Melendez coaching I'm afraid we'll get a lot of Nate Diaz lisping his way through shit talk. Which is basically ear-hell.
 

Ameraves

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Yeah, I think it is a safe assumption that we aren't going to see a whole lot of KO's this season. That being said, I think I am intrigued enough to watch.
 

Grimmlokk

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I mean, there's no way they should gas. That is immediately a huge plus. It will mostly depend on how they act in the house I suppose. The chick drama on the last girl season was fucking unbearable. Even worse than most of the dude drama from previous seasons. Pictures and shit make it seem like they got along OK so far, so I'm pretty hopeful.
 

Lenas

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Bro are you saying Jon Jones and Ronda Rousey have the same chance of getting knocked out by the same punch? These chicks probably aren't going to be getting (m)any punch KO's, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some awesome head kicks.
 

Grimmlokk

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No, he has better defense and he's taller. And now that I think about it I guess neck muscles probably play a real role in it so I suppose there's probably something to the idea of wee lil ladies getting KO'd easier.

Unfortunately I'm positive the difference in how they hit is still much larger.
 

Homsar

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Alexander Gustafsson Snubs Fight with Anthony Johnson, Responds | Bleacher Report

Apparently Gustafsson doesn't want to fight Rumble. I think he fears Rumble could crush him and ruin his title shot chances.
Pretty sure they're fighting
Anthony Johnson, there is no one hiding from anyone here. We are both professional fighters and fighting is what we do for living. I know it is frustrating not getting response when you are challenging someone, therefor, I will not turn you down. I will be fully recovered within a couple of weeks so anytime in January and forward I will be ready to fight YOU.
 

Gavinmad

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Pretty bad stop by Herb there in the Iaquinta-Damm fight if anyone is watching the prelims.

Probably didn't matter though.