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jayrebb

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Guys a fucking dirtbag. Too bad they didn't just cut his head off. Hope hes got a budding opioid addiction.
 

Jive Turkey

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She was kind of hot before she grew a dick.

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The Dauntless One

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The Khabib fight is the only one I care on UFC 219. Conor needs to be stripped, Ferguson elevated to undisputed champion and then fight with Khabib as his first defense.
 
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jayrebb

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Few takeaways

- Ngannou hits with the power of an overhead sledgehammer
- Ngannou hits with the power of a Ford Escort car going the maximum rate of speed, a connection of 96 horse power worth of kinetic energy on his fist. The record for the hardest puncher ever in UFC history.
- Ngannou is taking a few weeks off of training into the lead-in to the fight. Meaning, he will not be actively training for 3-4 weeks leading into the fight date. He has no plans to train. He is going on vacation to France.
- Stipe says he is not concerned about Ngannou's power. Ngannou cuts him off and says "don't lie, don't lie" after listening to Stipe shrug him off.
- DC says he wants the shortest possible suspension for Jon Jones at his hearing in the New year.
- DC thinks Volkan is another jerkoff, skeptical of his "I will be there" claim. Rolls eyes. Has a wait-and-see approach now since he's been fucked so many times.
- Stipe says JDS fight caused injuries that needed to heal.
- Stipe says he didn't fight earlier in the year because they had no challengers for him, looks to Dana
- Stipe is asked what he thinks about the UFC marketing machine being behind Ngannou (its implied that we are supposed to know Stipe has not been marketed by the UFC)
- Stipe is asked how he feels about the UFC hoping for another big Ngannou moment in Boston. Laughs it off.
- Stipe says his head would never be in the way of Ngannou's power like that.
- Idiot journalist asks him a question about his "France camp". Ngannou reiterates there is no France camp. These guys need some listening comprehension.
- DC says Volkan doesn't have 25 minutes of his pace in him, despite Volkan's skillset and heart.
- Stipe is asked about being the underdog on the odds. Says its cool, he likes it. Is not surprised by odds.
- Ngannou says the cool guy act Stipe is putting on is just an act, pointing out who he himself is saying Stipe can't be unconcerned about him. (attempt to get Stipe to open up and talk some shit)
- Stipe refuses to talk shit. Comes off as promotionally weak. (Can see why the UFC is justified in their decision to invest no marketing dollars into Stipe, and all of a sudden pour them into Ngannou. Ngannou is at least making an effort at hyping the fight, despite it obviously not being in his nature to talk shit)
- Air in room is dead after Stipe's blue collar "whatever" response to Ngannou saying he's "like a fight that Stipe has never fought before".
- Press conference ends-- lamely.

Between Stipe "Whatever" Miocic and Volkan "Just Happy To Be Here Without Handcuffs" Ozemir-- this one stunk up the joint.
 
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It might have been off color but that guy deserves the worst. I'm guessing that's not a fuck you in defense of Matt Brown. All I have to say is terrible behavior gets terrible comments.
Oh oh time to invest in keto for dummies
 

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It might have been off color but that guy deserves the worst. I'm guessing that's not a fuck you in defense of Matt Brown. All I have to say is terrible behavior gets terrible comments.

Are you confusing Matt Brown with Matt Hughes, or is there some super duper sekrit awful thing that Matt Brown has done?
 

jayrebb

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You know just lifting my hands overhead and using a stairclimber so I can fit out the door to actually buy the things I need for keto. Gotta start small.
 

jayrebb

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Are you confusing Matt Brown with Matt Hughes, or is there some super duper sekrit awful thing that Matt Brown has done?

Matt Brown's coach accusing him of assault

I can't get a full write-up offhand. There are much better articles and journalists that have covered this, but the google search is permanently junked up with media coverage on the retaliation story in Brazil rather than why Matt Brown was attacked in the first place. A lot of UFC bias too of course, given that it involved a Brazilian national and not some good ol' boy.

Brown on ex-coach: The coward got what was coming

Painting Botti as the bad guy, hiding behind police while living the thug life back in the states, pressing charges. Major league cringe. If Brown had kept his mouth shut and took his comeuppance like a man people might have forgot the whole thing. Instead Brown doubled down on the assault + the Brazil arrest.

I believe we're talking about permanent vision loss here over an office argument. Not cool.
 

Bruuce

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Youre a fucking dullard. Did you even read the shit you posted? Botti attacked Matt Brown and there were multiple eye witnesses there standing around and watching. In the fucking video that you just linked they have multiple people holding Botti until the police came and multiple eyewitnesses yelling about how Botti sucker punched Matt Brown. No one knows what happened in the first altercation, but youre just going to assume it was all Matt Browns fault and had nothing to do with a man who would get so angry that he would sucker punch Matt Brown the day after the incident in front of his entire camp? Get fucked
 

Bruuce

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Then you talk like Matt is hiding behind the police despite every link you post saying how Botti was trying to press charges from day 1. Youre fucking stupid
 

jayrebb

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Someone else can take you to school on that. The fact that he was willing to risk his freedom to attack Matt brown says it all. And the fact he was willing to plan it for 2 years says it all.

Botti's story checks out. Brown's doesn't. I linked you some nice UFC articles to feed your UFC bias.

Botti's version isn't in any of those articles.