MMA Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Valishar
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Jive Turkey
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Lenas
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Holm is the biggest disappointment in recent memory. Gifted fighter with a fucking terrible fight IQ. She announces every damn strike and tried the same exact combo against Cyborg at least 50 damn times. Use some low kicks to set up the head kick and try leading with a god damn jab once in a while.
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Love Holly, but she just looks like she has no plan, or should i say, a bad one. You keep doing the same combo, you're yelling before you even move so she knows it's coming. Hate to see her all smashed up, but come on (wo)man.
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Furious
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She makes me want to scream.
Even my wife said why does she keep doing the exact same move. That was in round 1...
She left the room in round 4 saying that the UFC should not let women fight if this is the best they got.
I love my wife
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Valishar
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RWAH!!! Step in Left, Right, Left Straight, Left High Kick! = 90% of Holly's offense.
The yelling doesn't matter as much if you yell at all your feints too, which she did. Cyborg had her number though.
Her clinch game is great, but she never did anything with it.
zombiewizardhawk
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Lenas
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You are so fucking right, and it's sad. FUCK. Holly could have schooled Cyborg tonight if her fight IQ was above 50.
What a huge disappointment.
a c i d.f l y
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I'm used to seeing her just destroy her opponents, and in this match it felt like she was just practice sparring. Doing literally the same routine, over, and over, and over, and over. Not even going for any lucky, hopeful hits, and the hugging against the wall was wasteful, even if she was literally controlling the situation the entire match. She could have held her and burned her out for two minutes in the first couple rounds, but kept backing off. Oh well.... rematch potential is high, I guess?
