Underrated: Krull 1983
A bad ass mother fucker named
The Beast loves flying around the universe popping princesses cherries. He’s a legit pimp and he loves to slay alien pussy.
Oh yeah...
Speaking of slaying pussy, he’s got a army of Squid humanoids named Slayers. They like to run around raping and a pillaging with bad ass lazer spears n shit.
Anyways for like the last 10,000 years everything is going great for the Beast until he lands on the Planet Krull.
The Beast has heard that this hot princess Lyssa is about to marry some faggot named Colwyn at Castle Cuckskull.(notice the props and costumes in the back are used in both He-man and Pee wee movies)
Long story short the Beast rekts Castle Cuckskull and has his Slayers kill everyone red wedding style while taking Lyssa hostage. He definitely gave her the Big D.
Anyways the famous actor Freddie Jones is an old sage that comes upon the burned out castle. He finds Colwyn who is crying like a little bitch and pulls a Obi Wan Kenobi on him.
Freddie Jones, an accomplished actor of stage and screen with roles in Dune, Krull and The Elephant Man, has died at the age of 91.
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Colwyn finally finds his sack and they start on their journey to free Lyssa. They run into Ergo the Magnificent who is basically that enchanter in your group that CC's himself and casts color shift on Nagafen.
Along the way Colwyn climbs Snake Mountain and finds the Glaive, this ancient bad ass throwing star.
Colwyn the Cuck, Freddie Jones, and Ergo finally run into some ruffians. After some smack talk, they decide to journey with Prince Cucklord to slay the beast.
Liam Neeson's finest movie:
They all meet up with some Old blindass Wizard who shows them where the Beast's space ship known as The Black Fortress is. They find it and with the help of a Cyclops named Rell they get inside. Rell the Cyclops is squished by holding the door open for the Ruffians.
Colwyn Fights the beast and Liam neeson dies.
Sadly The Beast perishes and Colwyn saves Krull.
Colwyn finds out that the Beast gave Lyssa the D so he gets butthurt and flies the Black Fortress spaceship to the Alpha Quadrant taking up the name Lt. Commander Michael Eddington.
The end