Smack your friend in the jimmy.Alright, I feel embarrassed to have to ask a rules question here, particularly one that seems so fundamental and obvious, but my buddy swears to lord god baby jesus and thor that a 'judge' at FNM told him this is how Magic is played:
I'll keep it real simple. I have two dudes, let's say two 3/3 dudes, not tokens. You cast Lightning Bolt on one of them. On the stack, I cast Unsummon. Unsummon resolves and returns said 3/3 dude to my hand. Lightning Bolt then:
A) Fizzles
B) Gets to choose another legal target as it resolves and kills my other 3/3 dude
For 19 years, as far as I've ever known, the answer is A. My buddy absolutely swears it is B. He said a 'judge' told him so at FNM recently. I told him his 'judge' is a moron. It seems to me, the implications of it being B are immense. For instance, what if the second 3/3 dude belongs to him and not me?
The actual play, by the way, was him casting Cutthroat Maneuvers on his own Insatiable Harpy and his own Agent of Fates, I responded by casting the unsummon aspect of Simic Charm on his Agent of Fates. He argues that after Simic Charm resolves, he gets to re-pick the second target of Cutthroat Maneuvers and cast it on Insatiable Harpy and now on his Asphodel Wanderer instead. I argued that the spell 'half-fizzles'. The Harpy gets +1/+1, the Agent goes back to his hand, and that's the end of it. I made the above Lightning Bolt argument to him but that still didn't sway him. We tried a quick google for the ruling but it's sort of hard to google it specifically, so here I am!
Is it on Youtube? Is there a story? Tell the story!So that guy who was DQ'd today in Vegas? He's a local player who I've met before. Him and his buddies are a giant pack of douches.
It's fairly short and to the point. A guy from Atlanta registered for the Invitational using his teammate's name and DCI number and proceeded to play several rounds. They caught him when he was doing well and ended up on a feature match, but not until after he had already dropped due to losses. The whole thing is blowing up huge on the Atlanta MTG Facebook group because the store owner most closely associated to the team deleted a thread about it before the story broke wide, and there are at least two judge certified players on the team as well who probably knew.Is it on Youtube? Is there a story? Tell the story!
So Unsummoning the Agent would only really prevent him from attacking me with it, not prevent him from making me sacrifice a creature (which was all I cared about with that play anyway)?Btw: Didn't see it mentioned in response to AngryGerbil's question, but the Agent of Fates heroic trigger would still go off after you Unsummon him, btw.
In the situation you mentioned, what SHOULD have happened was this
He casts cutthroat manuever, which targets Insatiable Harpy and Agent of Fates, also triggering Agent of Fates heroic ability to go on the stack (heroic only cares when you cast a spell targeting them, not when the spell resolves). You cast unsummon in response, the active player (whoever's turn it is) decides what order those last two triggers go on the stack but it doesn't matter cause the sacrifice trigger will still happen whether Agent is still on the field or not when it resolves.
So, his harpy gets +1/+1 and lifelink (already has lifelink though), you sac a creature, and agent is back in his hand.
I was Kirrog in Avarice, and Zinke on the old boards, yea, and you are Cavutobtw: Are you Zinke the Troll Rogue from Avarice?