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BrutulTM

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They seem to be running out of women who actually know anything. "Survivalist women who are willing to get naked on television" has to be a pretty shallow pool. Two weeks in a row the woman has been totally useless, but at least this one seemed to have a decent personality. I don't know what the guy's hangup was with letting her use the machete but I think I would have been annoyed by that as well.

This was definitely the quickest fire ever without a fire starter. The area seemed pretty dry though. Maybe the guideline is that they give you the fire starter if they are sending you to the swamp or the jungle where it's going to be a bitch to get anything lit. Also I think it was the first time somebody made a trap that actually caught something. The dude was pretty good although lacking in social skills which may be why he lives alone in Montana. Their little wigwam was pretty awesome. When I saw all those dry pine needles though I thought it looked like it was going to go up like a torch the first time a spark hit it but somehow they managed to keep a fire going in there without burning themselves to death.
 
Lanx

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BrutulTM_sl said:
I don't know what the guy's hangup was with letting her use the machete but I think I would have been annoyed by that as well.

This was definitely the quickest fire ever without a fire starter.
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I wouldn't trust that bitch with a knife either, first thing she wants to do with a knife is to dig it into the fucking ground? you do that a few times and you don't have a knife anymore, you have a dull ass shovel.

Then she just became possessive and obsessive over it, like it was her only mission is to get that knife.

I seem to remember the guy with the wiccan chick that ate bird head also got fire with sticks really quick, he's like "i spit in my hands and rub away" and holy shit fire came out.

Yea a lot of these women just lay there and "have high mental fortitude". well when you're laying on your ass 23/7, sure you can have as much mental fortitude as you want, while the guy goes out and does everything!

I'd really like to see 2 women do this, not as a leery old guy, but from the pool of women, they're just useless, what happens when you put 2 of them together.
 
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I wouldn't trust that bitch with a knife either, first thing she wants to do with a knife is to dig it into the fucking ground? you do that a few times and you don't have a knife anymore, you have a dull ass shovel.

Then she just became possessive and obsessive over it, like it was her only mission is to get that knife.

I seem to remember the guy with the wiccan chick that ate bird head also got fire with sticks really quick, he's like "i spit in my hands and rub away" and holy shit fire came out.

Yea a lot of these women just lay there and "have high mental fortitude". well when you're laying on your ass 23/7, sure you can have as much mental fortitude as you want, while the guy goes out and does everything!

I'd really like to see 2 women do this, not as a leery old guy, but from the pool of women, they're just useless, what happens when you put 2 of them together.
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nah man, you wont even get a dull shovel, that kukri is made from high carbon steel, its extremely rigid and brittle, it will stay sharp a long ass time and can be used as a makeshift hatchet through batoning, but you slap that shit against a rock and it will likely shatter, bitch wanted to basically stab the ground with that thing. rocks in ground=no more anything. the stick was the best thing for her. she was just being a cunt because he said she couldnt have it,
 
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what? i just went outside took my old hickory paring knife(high carbon) and stabbed the ground 10x. is it still sharp? yea, is my fine razor edge gone? yup, she'd probably bend and scrape that edge along gravel for fun. (now i gotta take out my sharpening stones)
 
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The problem was that he was possessive from the get go. She had a point in that they both were using the pot for water and he was not letting her use the knife at all. I gotta say though he was quick with the fire, haha.

Wishin' they would get actual survivalists (both of them) instead of just one person leading.
 
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Maybe I just never noticed it before but it seems this season the producers have purposely tried to pair direct polar opposites in personality together. Last week and this week the pair couldn't be any more different and it caused friction both times. I also agree that they are getting these women on there now who have zero survival experience, they are just doing the show to see if they can 'make it', which in turn leads to the guy basically carrying them for 21 days. Other than the girl who was into wanting to hunt gators, everyone else has basically been useless and then complains when the guy actually is doing shit to survive. This past week the guy was a little annoying (although pretty funny) but he knew his stuff and you can tell how it irritated the hell out of the girl, despite the fact she wasn't doing anything other than trying to make a comb so she wouldn't get knots in her hair.
 
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This past week the guy was a little annoying (although pretty funny) but he knew his stuff and you can tell how it irritated the hell out of the girl, despite the fact she wasn't doing anything other than trying to make a comb so she wouldn't get knots in her hair.
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I thought he was a really cool dude. I was cracking up over his rat-organ comments. Regardless, he knew his shit and I didn't feel he was ever being "bossy". I think a couple of times it was like, hey, I know what I'm doing, I've done this before, your idea ain't gonna work. But he was never a dick about it.

The female had a rockin' body so I'll forgive her overall uselessness.
 
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The guy this week was pretty cool although obviously lacking in social skills. Possibly the best contestant yet at actually living off the land. Those rats looked delicious by the time he was done cooking them. I wonder if he ate more of them than the 4 he got the first night and they just didn't show it. It seemed like that trap was damn effective. Putting them in a place with bananas makes the challenge pretty easy though. That is so much food compared to what most contestants get.

Was anyone else annoyed by the background music? There was some sort of high pitched trill behind the entire episode that made me think a timer was going off in the kitchen for the whole show.
 
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it really seems to be the MO.

The more survivally the man is, the more socially awkward he is cuz he's busy surviving talking to rocks. Almost every guy is like this, actually they only seem to have 2 pools of guys to draw from
1. survival experts by trade or they just fucking live in the woods for shits and giggles
2. soldiers

you'll have the super survival skills and low social skills or
decent survival skills and misogyny (the misogyny won't come off the first day, it'll come out in day 8 when they both can't rub 2 sticks to make fire and hate each other)

and women are ever rarely survival ready, 90% of them seem to be bored housewives.

very rare do you get cool girls like
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and surfing weaving girlAlison Teal | Naked and Afraid | Discovery
 
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Those rats looked delicious by the time he was done cooking them. I wonder if he ate more of them than the 4 he got the first night and they just didn't show it.
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Yea must have, he lasted the whole challenge and only lost 6lbs, every male looses at least 20lb's mostly 25 to 30 but he probably had a super supply of protein with that super trap. They knew the island so much, that at the end he counted how many coconuts were on a tree and figured one musta dropped cuz he knew the god damn number.

i don't mind them getting a bow/drill if they get to take cool items like rope.

Remember one dumb guy brought goggles like the first season, that was stupid, so all this time it's either 2 of the 3:
fire starter
knife
pot

1 dumb girl bought a magnifying glass, i think she quit and left it to the guy and he had to return it cuz it was her dads or something too. (i'm calling her dumb, b/c she brought it cuz it was sentimental, not that you can't make fire w/ it, but her reasoning was silly)
 
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Magnifying glass girl also wanted to shine her magnifying glass on all the water that she drank for half an hour before she drank it.

Rope is a solid competitor for a pot as a third item, especially in an area that has coconuts. They did a lot of shit with it.
 
Lanx

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yea but did you see the hours of weaving they had to do w/ the rope
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i mean fuck, i took basket weaving as a boyscout 20 years ago, gun to my head i wouldn't be able to weave shit today. you have to know what you're doing with the rope.

also, the whole challenge, she was like "i wanna do things my way, the wrong way!"
 
Chukzombi

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that bitch was totally a waste of space. other than eye candy and only then she was hot maybe a few days, then she started looking like every over 30 chick "the morning after".

hopefully this week's mook can back up all the smack he's talking.
 
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lanx_sl said:
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also, the whole challenge, she was like "i wanna do things my way, the wrong way!"
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And even more to the guy's credit, he was patient enough to actually let her try things her way and fail so she could see first-hand why it didn't work vs being a know-it-all and forcing her to do it his way, despite it being correct. The guy was definitely socially awkward, but he did have patience and seemed to be a great instructor.

I would be happy to go out into the wilderness for a weekend with a few beers and learn a thing or two from him!
 
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i felt bad for this week's guy. he was obviously attracted to this girl and so he went into macho man overdrive to impress her and he ended up making a complete ass out of himself and had to admit to her that he was stupid. the girl was pretty hot and the way she said "charlie" was sexy as hell coming out of her mouth (its even better when your name is charlie too
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It says there is another episode next week, but it is listed as TBA, so who knows.

We're giving this chick's hippy dippy tendencies a pass because she's hot I know (needed bigger boobs, but she had enough to work with), but the whole, "Look, the snails are hugging" thing made me sprain my eyes from rolling them so hard. At least she brought a lot of skills to the table, even if they didn't show many of them. And again, they put two diametrically opposed people together. I'm actually glad they sort of worked it out in the end though, I'm sort of over them hating each other the whole time on this show.

Still, this guy blew perhaps the best chance anyone has ever had. When she brought him that frog, he should have looked her in the eye and said, "I know this meant a lot to you to bring this to me, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate it. But you've taught me a thing or two about myself and how self-centered and worried about my machismo I've been, and I want to show you how important your feelings are to me by setting this noble creature free, because that's what you really want. I know you were willing to sacrifice your values for me, and I am humbled by that. So let me sacrifice something for you. What do you say we take this little guy back where you found him and set him free together?" Or something like that. And if he could have maybe made a single tear roll down his cheek (perhaps by thinking of the frog he wasn't going to be eating), it is possible she might have presented herself for mounting right there, camera guys and all.
 
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lol, the dude was jonesing so bad for meat if he would have looked at her snatch he probably would have hallucinated a roast beef sammich. that frog had no chance, none. i was expecting him to swallow it hole.

oh and that bit with the snails was so ridiculous i wasnt sure if she was just dicking with him. i literally said out loud, "oh for pete's sake."
 
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Yea when i saw the snail shit, i almost gave up on this episode, another beyond hippy chick. But holy shit, when she nabbed that frog for him, that was like the best hippy move any worthless hippy has ever done.

plus she wasn't a beyond worthless soccer mom who took a survival class, like all of this seasons women.
 
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