NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Rod-138 · Sep 10, 2014

NFL gathers over 10,000 documents including phone messages, video, and emails to prove bounty gate, but can't figure out a way to view Rice's video

Conspiracayyyy!

Araysar · Sep 10, 2014

Ravens vs. Steelers, whos going to win? Most of Vegas has Ravens but I just don't see it.

Grimmlokk · Sep 10, 2014

Araysar_sl said:
Ravens vs. Steelers, whos going to win? Most of Vegas has Ravens but I just don't see it.

Home team in these games, like most division games, generally gets the generic ~3pt spread. This one is no different.

Steelers will win is 87-39. You will all get to watch the actual most powerful offense in the league. You're welcome.

DiddleySquat · Sep 10, 2014

Because the last NFL scandal is almost 24 hours old:Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Accused of Sexual Assault

Araysar · Sep 10, 2014

2/10

would not penetrate with my fingers. maybe.

Alex · Sep 10, 2014

I'm hoping Baltimore wins just so I can see the Bengals at the top of the standings for a little bit.

Grimmlokk · Sep 10, 2014

DiddleySquat_sl said:
Because the last NFL scandal is almost 24 hours old:Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Accused of Sexual Assault

Knowing absolutely nothing about this case but being an expert at saying things on the internet I can definitively say she assaulted his fingers with her pussy.

BrutulTM · Sep 10, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Knowing absolutely nothing about this case but being an expert at saying things on the internet I can definitively say she assaulted his fingers with her pussy.

I hate when that happens.

Gravel · Sep 10, 2014

Araysar_sl said:
2/10

would not penetrate with my fingers. maybe.

I'm torn. On the one hand, if I were 66 years old, I'd be absolutely thrilled about her.

On the other, I'm a billionaire 66 year old. I could probably do better.

I'm pretty sure this is just a money grab though. You don't wait 5 years after an incident to file a lawsuit.

BrutulTM · Sep 10, 2014

Jerry is 71. I had to look it up after you said 66 because I would have guessed 86. Bad news for Cowboys fans though, there could be another 20 years of the Jerry Jones era.

Araysar · Sep 10, 2014

BrutulTM_sl said:
Jerry is 71. I had to look it up after you said 66 because I would have guessed 86. Bad news for Cowboys fans though, there could be another 20 years of the Jerry Jones era.

Jerry takes good care of himself. He'll be the GM for another 30 years, all the way through 2040s.

Burnem will die before seeing another Cowboys Super Bowl.

Gravel · Sep 10, 2014

When the incident happened he was 66. I was going to guess early 80's though.

Rengak · Sep 10, 2014

Jerry Jones is the same age as Jimmy Johnson. Hard living shows.

Sutekh · Sep 10, 2014

Rengak_sl said:
Jerry Jones is the same age as Jimmy Johnson. Hard living shows.

Jimmy Johnson was smart and stopped coaching the Dolphins early, poor guy would probably be RIPing right now if he didn't.

Gravel · Sep 10, 2014

Apparently Goodell today said he might reinstate Ray Rice at some point.

This thing really is a fucking circus. I have no idea why the NFL decided to pile on an indefinite suspension on top of his firing. It's like they don't have anyone there to say, "How about we think about this for a few days before doing something drastic?"

Also looks like the Bills will be sold to the same family that owns the Sabres, and their plan is to keep the Bills in Buffalo. Wonder if that makes Goodell push harder for some other international location?

Gravy · Sep 10, 2014

DiddleySquat_sl said:
Because the last NFL scandal is almost 24 hours old:Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Accused of Sexual Assault

Pretty laughable. What 'exotic dancer' hasn't had a couple fingers shoved in her cooch? All Jerry is gonna get from this is a few more high-5's in the lockerroom.

BrutulTM · Sep 10, 2014

When a frat boy finger bangs you, you have the bouncer kick his ass. When a billionaire does it, you call your lawyer.

moontayle · Sep 10, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Just heard on NFL network that Roethlisberger had his 11th 300 yard game, tied for the most since 2004. That's ridiculously wrong, Peyton did it like a dozen times last year alone. Even if they meant to say 350 I think it's way wrong. Peyton did that 8 times last year. 12 since 2010, even with missing all of 2011.

Now I'm trying to figure out what the actual stat was supposed to be. Maybe tied for most 350+ of the 2004 draftees(Him, Rivers, Baby Huey). Except he's got 17 vs. Rivers 13 there and Eli's 12, so not tied there...I'm so confused...what a stupid thing to spend 10 minutes trying to figure out.

They probably meant least or something like that. Like, of the QBs who have started since 2004 he has the least number of 300+ yard games. But even that doesn't make sense. So who knows.

Sutekh · Sep 10, 2014

"Number of QBs who have raped a woman and thrown for 11 300 yard games."

Foggy · Sep 10, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Home team in these games, like most division games, generally gets the generic ~3pt spread. This one is no different.

Steelers will win is 87-39. You will all get to watch the actual most powerful offense in the league. You're welcome.

Will scoring 87 points break the tie Big Ben has for the most/least/average/rapiest 1 to 400 yard games since 2004 of the 2004 Qbs/all Qbs except Manning, Brees, Brady, and Stafford?

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