NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

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Duppin_sl

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He's already out of jail
Failed troll.
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I just saw a headline about a five year sentence the other day. I should've done my research!
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Pretty surprised there wasn't a pass interference against the Ravens player on Miller. Was pretty much molesting him.
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Pretty surprised there wasn't a pass interference against the Ravens player on Miller. Was pretty much molesting him.
I don't know, seemed pretty legit. Looked like incidental contact and once the ball hit Miller's hands he wrapped him up.

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I just saw a headline about a five year sentence the other day. I should've done my research!
CANT CATCH A BREAK

Wow the Steelers are bad this year.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Wow the Steelers are bad this year.
Yeah, I'm going to go with this too. Thought it might be that the Browns were playing above their level, but it's more that the Steelers are now playing at the Browns level.

Which makes sense, because the Ravens were pretty shit last year. Would be hard to buy a huge turnaround in one season. So really, the Bengals should run away with the division.

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Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Id like to see a stat breakdown of teams winning when they are going through some major emotional shit.

Ravens are fucking up my office pool right now and when Brett Favre's dad died, he played one of the best games of his life
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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When Sean Taylor died, the Redskins lost because of calling back to back timeouts to ice the kicker. Resulted in an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty (15 yards) that pushed the Bills into field goal range. 17-16 game.
 

jooka

marco esquandolas
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Wouldn't mind seeing that as well, thinking about it just before the game had the same thought and switched to the Ravens winning.
 

Loser Araysar

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First Steelers game without a touchdown since 2011
 

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Oh man, that was depressing. As a Steeler fan I have to be totally realistic after a game like that. They aren't gonna go 16-0...it's gonna take a few weeks for everything to gel in to an unstoppable package.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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Big Ben is at it again. This time he is raping the hearts of Pittsburgh fans everywhere.
 

Dalien

Registered Hodor
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Robotbowl awaits!
Robotbowl will be awesome, although it will probably be like 2030 before it is adopted and widely accepted. By 2035 the SJWs will crusade for robots rights, along with us killing kids in some African shithole because we're mining all their magnesium to make our NFL bots or something.

On the plus side, our Ray Lewis bot probably won't be programmed to stab anything, and our Roethlisbot won't have any rape subroutines. Perhaps a rogue programmer will put in a backdoor to make the Ray Rice bot randomly punch Ladybots for the luls.
 

Famm

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On the plus side, our Ray Lewis bot probably won't be programmed to stab anything, and our Roethlisbot won't have any rape subroutines. Perhaps a rogue programmer will put in a backdoor to make the Ray Rice bot randomly punch Ladybots for the luls.
What are you talking about? There will be two named androids, Bradybot and Manningbot, with human organic sentience and 30 clones. The rest of the league will be numbered linemanbots and receiverbots.
 

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
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The opportunity that Robotbowl would provide for making Bloodbowl a reality would be too good to pass up. Racial robot specs, organic tissue overlays. You have more money than God, Buddha, and Khali Ma put together NFL. Make it happen.
 

edko

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Oh man, that was depressing. As a Steeler fan I have to be totally realistic after a game like that. They aren't gonna go 16-0...it's gonna take a few weeks for everything to gel in to an unstoppable package.
Going to be a long year for you with that defense. Better stock up on Iron City.