NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Burnem Wizfyre

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Jerry takes good care of himself. He'll be the GM for another 30 years, all the way through 2040s.

Burnem will die before seeing another Cowboys Super Bowl.
I've seen 3, which will be 3 more than you will ever see, were you even in America when the 85 bears won the SB comrade?
 

Fight

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This skunk headed hooker might be telling the truth. Get Jerry Jones' fingers under the microscope and start looking for crabs, gonorrhea, chlamydia, the aids, and herps immediately.
 

moontayle

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Bitch dun goofed. It's being filed as a civil charge (not criminal) which has a statute of limitations of two years.
 

Vandyn

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Apparently Goodell today said he might reinstate Ray Rice at some point.

This thing really is a fucking circus. I have no idea why the NFL decided to pile on an indefinite suspension on top of his firing. It's like they don't have anyone there to say, "How about we think about this for a few days before doing something drastic?"
It may not even stand since the NFL has a double jeopardy rule against getting suspended twice for the same thing.

Will The NFL's Indefinite Suspension Of Ray Rice Survive Scrutiny? - Forbes
 

Tenks

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I don't know if the suspension really matters. I'm not sure if another team would be willing to risk the nightmare which would be signing Rice.
 

Foggy

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Bitch dun goofed. It's being filed as a civil charge (not criminal) which has a statute of limitations of two years.
Which is why she is claiming he intimidated her into not filing. That extends the statute of limitations but proving it will be really hard.
 

Loser Araysar

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The Redskins are so bad now that most people are picking Jaguars in this week's game, including me. And they play at Washington.
 

Gravel

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The Redskins are so bad now that most people are picking Jaguars in this week's game, including me. And they play at Washington.
The bulk of Redskins fans are so delusional that they're calling it a trap game for the Redskins. You fucking what? It's a trap game for Jaguars if anyone...
 

Loser Araysar

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The bulk of Redskins fans are so delusional that they're calling it a trap game for the Redskins. You fucking what? It's a trap game for Jaguars if anyone...
This game might just be RG3's comeback game where he will toss for 400 yards and 6 scores.
 

Szeth

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Another year another soul crushing season where the Rams have millions tied up in Mr. Glass Bradford
 

Rod-138

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Anyone else get bugged by the announcer's need to say "Robert Griffin the Third" every fucking time they say the dude's name?

He's not Rivers or Cutler or Brees, but he is Robert Griffin the Third. Everytime we say his name, it must be said in full. Not to be confused with Robert Griffin the Second, or Eli Manning the First! Fuck that guy
 

Tenks

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Ah was wondering when some politicians were going to try and get free publicity by attaching themselves as being outraged about how that went down
 

Sir Funk

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Anyone else get bugged by the announcer's need to say "Robert Griffin the Third" every fucking time they say the dude's name?

He's not Rivers or Cutler or Brees, but he is Robert Griffin the Third. Everytime we say his name, it must be said in full. Not to be confused with Robert Griffin the Second, or Eli Manning the First! Fuck that guy
Makes him seem less black with such a distinguished name.
 

Gravel

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Do you think Congress recognizes that these are the types of things that explain why people view them as the least effective Congress in history?

Stay the fuck out of the NFL you dickwads. In fact, stay out of all sports.
 

Fight

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Because black and distinguished are automatically exclusive to begin with? You fucking moron.

It's the same reason the same people say "In the National Football League... blah blah blah". Because they are fucking dumb partially brain damaged ex-football players. They have to fill dead air with meaningless jabber, so any chance they get to draw words and sentences out, they do.