NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Wuyley_sl said:
I think it has less to do with his drop in performance and more to do with his shit receiving core.
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It's not "receiving core", its "receiving corps".

I had dinner yesterday with Marc Trestman's financial planner, he says that Marc tells him that Jay is playing like a top 4 NFL quarterback right now in reps.
 
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I talked to some junkie dude from Dundalk who was panhandling on the MLK Blvd and he said he banged some bitch who used to blow Joe Flacco's gardener for oxy's, and according to that guy Joe is looking like the best QB from New Jersey to play in the league this year. #questforthree
 
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My imaginary friend told me that Kaepernick is going to break Peyton's TD record this season.
 
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Famm_sl said:
I talked to some junkie dude from Dundalk who was panhandling on the MLK Blvd and he said he banged some bitch who used to blow Joe Flacco's gardener for oxy's, and according to that guy Joe is looking like the best QB from New Jersey to play in the league this year. #questforthree
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But what does Rad's butcher think?
 
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Green is not a good color on you, gentlemen. Dont be so jealous.
 
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Might as well ask us not to breathe. Until there's 32 Cutler Clones spread around the league we can only try to tear him down to the level of our own players.
 
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Jay might have 32 kids who all become starting NFL quarterbacks in next generation. It will be a family dynasty that will make the Mannings look like a bunch of Kim McQuilkens
 
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Araysar_sl said:
Jay might have 32 kids who all become starting NFL quarterbacks in next generation. It will be a family dynasty that will make the Mannings look like a bunch of Kim McQuilkens
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You're thinking of Phillip Rivers and his eight offspring.
 
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I curse them all to have Riverface forever.

And regarding Pouncey, I'm not even going to read that shit because it'll just rustle me.
 
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There's not much to read, it might be bullshit I haven't done any real research. But I expect it to be 100% true because yeah....fuckin' "free Hernandez" dipshits...
 
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Those two are geniuses. Not very surprising. But hey, I'm not complaining! Suspend him for at least the first two games IMO!
 
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Thank God they just overpaid this shitbird for a long term deal.

Maurkice Pouncey and his brother allegedly beat up a man at night club Friday - Behind the Steel Curtain
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Ours is still on his rookie contract! This makes me feel a little better though that both brothers were involved!

But yeah holding out judgement on this shit. The guy on his twitter is a super fucking drama queen and was posting videos and shit of him crying after he got beat up last night. Didn't even look bad from the videos and pictures and shit.
 
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