NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

Brando

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How has nobody posted this yet? Fucking hilarious:

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Gravel

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I, uh...wut?

Jets TE Kellen Winslow Jr. denies he was masturbating outside Target before pot arrest

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana in New Jersey last November, but details of a police report are drawing the spotlight away from the pot.

NJ.com reports court documents reveal police were called to the scene in a Target parking lot because a woman alleged she saw Winslow masturbating in his vehicle. The woman told police she parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade in which Winslow was sitting with the window open.
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jooka

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The officer wrote that "his genitals were not exposed" but "two open containers of Vaseline [were visible] on his center console."
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best quote in that article.
 
Slaythe

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People going nuts over the Zimmer hire up here. As long as I've been a Vikings fan (which would be Denny Green era on) I haven't seen everyone so united on a coaching hire. At the same time, it's kind of hard to get all excited about Mike Tice, but whatever.
 
Sir Funk

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Oh shit Vikings have NORV motherfucking TURNER now? Clearly this is a good sign for that Vikings O.
 
Chanur

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Kirun the rest of your Kaeperbro is elite as fuck posts go here.
 
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