NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Tenks

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okay well the single most difficult thing in sports is hitting a fastball, so yea once again if good hitters can choose their spot then we should at least expect a great to perfect kick every time

edit: hell even golf is 1000x more difficult. If tiger is putting balls on the green on his 2nd or 3rd stroke... i mean
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So you say hitting a fastball is the hardest thing to do and great hitters fuck it up 66% of the time at bat. Great stat. If only competent players were swinging at these fastballs we'd see people with 0.9 averages.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
So you say hitting a fastball is the hardest thing to do and great hitters fuck it up 66% of the time at bat. Great stat. If only competent players were swinging at these fastballs we'd see people with 0.9 averages.
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so difficult that even hitting it a 1/3 of the time identifies that superior athletic people are capable of doing a lot more than the typical NFL punter.

Tell me why we cant find a guy with the build of most NFL backers that can kick a fucking ball? Really, this is such an exclusive, rare talent that the typical NFL kicker is allowed to serve no additional purpose?

Well, I tell you then - this fucking guy better be kicking 70 yard field goals and 60 yard corner coffin punts EVERY TIME.
 
Araysar

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You faggots need to get out more.

Bears are not even bothering with a punter this season, gonna rain touchdowns all year long
 
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Disp_sl

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Not really anything different than we've come to expect from the Bears. Every drive will end with either a touchdown or a Cutler pick/fumble.
 
Araysar

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Cutler will pass for 35+ TDs this season. You heard it here first.
 
Burnem Wizfyre

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Araysar_sl said:
Cutler will pass for 35+ TDs this season. You heard it here first.
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I look forward to the 30 interceptions that come along with it, unless he recreates his best years (yes 3 times) and throws 28 interceptions to match the 35 TD's. Cutlers best years he has only thrown 7 more TD than interceptions. You should tweet that to Eli Manning, I bet he looks forward to the competition of throwing the most INTs this years.
 
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Araysar_sl said:
Cutler will pass for 35+ TDs this season. You heard it here first.
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I'll respond to this trollbait:


If I were a betting man, I'd definitely take that one.

His best year he threw 27 TDs against 26 (league leading) interceptions. The year after that he was sacked a league leading 52 times. He hasn't had a 20 TD season the last three years since then.

tl;dr Cutler's will to play the game is gone.
 
Joeboo

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I want one crazy rule added to football. The only person that can attempt a kick(punt, FG, or XP) is someone who has been on the field for every play since the last 1st down.

It would be awesome. You'd end up with linemen or QBs having to kick.
 
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