NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Tenks · Oct 26, 2015

You think O'Brian's job may be in jeopardy with just now inept the team has looked?

Profundis · Oct 26, 2015

Honestly, I don't know. It needs to start with Rick Smith as he has drafted like fucking ass for the better part of 10 years and made plenty of bonehead contract decisions, but really, who knows. He's supposedly in real tight with the owner and his heir-apparent son, so I think he has some type of unspoken secret lifetime contract. They just don't even look like they're trying half the time. It's just pathetic.

"Oh, Brian Cushing is coming off a shredded ACL? Sounds like he's due for a contract extension."

Muurloen · Oct 26, 2015

Glad there are 2 competent teams in this city. Unfortunately the football team isnt one of them.

Alex · Oct 26, 2015

Profundis_sl said:
Not sure what else to say about the Texans at this point. Yesterday was the third different time this season I've watched a game and thought "This may be the worst game by the Texans that I've seen." And they still have to play Cincinnati, the Jets, and New England. Patriots could conceivably put up 80 points. This is fucking bush league, expansion level play. Missed tackles all over the field, dropped passes, and a fucking crybaby back up QB missing the team charter flight to Miami. This is just a clown shoes dumpster fire on every conceivable level.

Hey, the Cincy game is MNF so don't lose hope. Also the Bengals can never beat the Texans.

Muurloen_sl said:
Glad there are 2 competent teams in this city. Unfortunately the football team isnt one of them.

Never thought I'd see the day when the Astros are considered one of the competent teams.

moontayle · Oct 26, 2015

Alex_sl said:
Hey, the Cincy game is MNF so don't lose hope. Also the Bengals can never beat the Texans.

Never thought I'd see the day when the Astros are considered one of the competent teams.

Astros really aren't that far away from their last relevance. Weren't they in the WS just last decade? We're not talking forty years of darkness here.

Profundis · Oct 26, 2015

They were in the World Series in 2005. It wasn't that long ago, it just seems like it was because the bad times were REAL FUCKING BAD.

Rengak · Oct 26, 2015

Muurloen_sl said:
Glad there are 2 competent teams in this city. Unfortunately the football team isnt one of them.

What do you mean, UH football is doing great!

Muurloen · Oct 26, 2015

You are right. Fixed below.

Muurloen_sl said:
Glad there are 2 competent professional teams in this city. Unfortunately the football team isnt one of them.

Tenks · Oct 26, 2015

UH reminds me of when Cincinnati went undefeated and played Florida in the Sugar Bowl and got our shit pushed in so mercilessly it would make a prisoner blush

Brahma · Oct 26, 2015

Azeth*_sl said:
I guess Greg Hardy was angry

https://www.facebook.com/barstoolspo...3758447742502/

I have no problem with this. I WANT this type of passion on my team. What I don't want is the crazy that comes with Greg Hardy.

Alex · Oct 26, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
UH reminds me of when Cincinnati went undefeated and played Florida in the Sugar Bowl and got our shit pushed in so mercilessly it would make a prisoner blush

The short-lived glory days of UC football. We suck again. Great offense. Horrible, horrible defense.

PatrickStar · Oct 26, 2015

Profundis_sl said:
Not sure what else to say about the Texans at this point. Yesterday was the third different time this season I've watched a game and thought "This may be the worst game by the Texans that I've seen." And they still have to play Cincinnati, the Jets, and New England. Patriots could conceivably put up 80 points. This is fucking bush league, expansion level play. Missed tackles all over the field, dropped passes, and a fucking crybaby back up QB missing the team charter flight to Miami. This is just a clown shoes dumpster fire on every conceivable level.

Coached by another Belichek disciple. Bill Walsh coaching tree it is not.

Sutekh · Oct 26, 2015

We comin for dat 20 bucks Uber.

Column_sl · Oct 26, 2015

So that all happened during the special teams huddle, funny. I wish Hardy would murder the fucking offensive coaching staff

"Greg Hardy is such a passionate player. He's all over the place. He's in the defensive huddle, the offensive huddle, and today he made our special teams huddle. I was a little surprised he was in there," Hardy said according to the Associated Press. "I didn't realize who it was. Then I realized it was Greg. He was showing his passion that we gave up the lead and we needed to fix it.

Uber Uberest · Oct 26, 2015

Sutekh_sl said:
We comin for dat 20 bucks Uber.

You're like a beaten woman going back to her spouse. Just when you quit them, they drag you back in, just in time to play the Patriots, in Foxboro, on a cold night.

Pats 45-8

Famm · Oct 26, 2015

Detroit and Tenn are some stiff competition for this number one draft pick, don't start getting good now defense!

edko · Oct 26, 2015

STOP THE GAME NOW. VICTORY!

edko · Oct 26, 2015

Just go home, defense. Suit up 11 old fucks in the crowd. Can't be worse.

Dioblaire · Oct 26, 2015

That was a great fucking run/terrible run D, lol.

Dalien · Oct 26, 2015

Palmer's looking sharp so far tonight. It's going to be sad when he breaks his leg mowing the lawn in week 12. It makes me wish that we could put him in cryogenic stasis during the week and just defrost him a couple hours before game time.

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