NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Ameraves · Sep 11, 2015

jooka_sl said:
So he will maybe get to play this Sunday? Charged with 3 misdemeanors this morning.

Aldon Smith charged with three misdemeanors | ProFootballTalk

The NFL still needs to weigh in. Regardless of the charges, he was arrested again, so will undoubtedly be receiving yet another suspension under the personal conduct policy.

Hoss_sl said:
Oh and amareaves, I think you should hang an aggie flag on the other side of your driveway. See if you can find one that says "The original 12th man"

Heh, I was tempted to actually say something to them about that, and then ask if they were fans 5 years ago (since the Seahawks went from having no fans to a crazy following in just a few short years!). But since they are right next door, and actually decent people, I decided not to be a total dick.

Gankak · Sep 11, 2015

Gavinmad_sl said:
Right but CenturyLink is loud as fuck every single week on every single play for their defense. I'd be curious to know what the actual average sustained decibel level is when the visiting team is on offense for each stadium.

I don't think I believe that crap about the Seachickens pumping in extra sound though.

Yes it is always loud when our defense is on the field. Not just when they are trying for the world record.

Hoss_sl said:
Damn, that's kind of embarrassing isn't it? Isn't arrowhead just a regular open air stadium? Yours is either domed or partly domed and designed to increase the noise.

See Gavin's comment about always loud.

Ameraves · Sep 11, 2015

I take back my comment about Smith, he is in fact eligible (as of now) to play on Sunday. I am sure another suspension is coming for him, but for how long and when it happens is another question I suppose.

pharmakos · Sep 11, 2015

Gavinmad_sl said:
You did see this posted on the other page didn't you?

lol nope that's awesome tho

Genjiro · Sep 11, 2015

Ameraves_sl said:
Well, the minivan is mine because it is wheelchair accessible. I looked into a truck, but they are a bit of a pain. So I stick with the minivan!

Also, have you not heard about the massive drought in Cali? I am lucky to have any green at all left on my grass!

Damn that sucks bro. Used to Florida now, perfect lawns everywhere, mostly nobody does their own tho

Genjiro · Sep 11, 2015

Chanur_sl said:
Big Ben should have focused more on his team not sucking and less on trying to rape anyone that got close to him.

Yes, it was his fault..........durrrr.

MAYBE PHILIP RIVURZ SHOULD FOCUS ON KEEPING YOUR SHITTY TEAM FROM LEAVING HURRDURRRRUDDURRR FAGGOT

Grimmlokk · Sep 11, 2015

Lenardo_sl said:
though butler got burnt - alot- his coverage was good, he work on his technique a bit, especially hand placement, then about half of those brown receptions are either incomplete or interceptions. i mean the TD catch with 2sec left, his hand a bit lower-less than his hand's width(about 6") -and it is incomplete or possibly intercepted.

Cut the kid some slack, he was covering the hands-down best WR in the NFL. You see how tight he was on him on some of those catches? Don't knock him for being unable to shut down a guy no one can shut down. All the bullshit about how he couldawouldashoulda intercepted every pass is just wishful thinking. Brown didn't accidentally make those catches.

The D-Line shifting shit is just Pats being Pats. Pushing the limits of the rules. And really I have no problem with them doing it on the field like that. The NFL will clarify the rule and The Bill will find some other borderline thing he can exploit because he's a genius at that shit.

Pats at home after the Super Bowl in full fuck you mode "only" scored 28. I'm not as upset today as I was last night about the D. Still shit, but not totally festering shit at least...

Joeboo · Sep 11, 2015

and the now legendary:

Ambiturner · Sep 11, 2015

The whole idea that Brady/Pats are going to turn it up a notch because of all their scandals is such BS. Like all the other players in the NFL don't have their own motivation and don't give a shit.

Hoss · Sep 11, 2015

But you don't understand. Brady and the Pats* have actually been sandbagging it the past few years so the other teams don't feel so bad. All that stuff we thought was cheating was actually just them handicapping themselves to try to give the other fellas a chance. But that shit's over now. No more reading defensive signals so they can run a play the that will be stopped. No more flat footballs that brady can't throw as well. No more lining up and getting set, that way the other team has a chance to catch you out of position. It all makes sense now.

Badabidi_sl · Sep 11, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Cut the kid some slack, he was covering the hands-down best WR in the NFL. You see how tight he was on him on some of those catches? Don't knock him for being unable to shut down a guy no one can shut down. All the bullshit about how he couldawouldashoulda intercepted every pass is just wishful thinking. Brown didn't accidentally make those catches.

Brown also isn't the hands-down best WR in the NFL. Put down the crack pipe, homer.

Sterling · Sep 11, 2015

Badabidi_sl said:
Brown also isn't the hands-down best WR in the NFL. Put down the crack pipe, homer.

Everyone knows it's Jarvis Landry.

Araxen · Sep 11, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
The worst part about last nights game is everyone on the field didn't die

That would be the worst thing to happen because we would have to hear about it every fucking year for eternity. Both teams will eventually suck soon enough.

pharmakos · Sep 11, 2015

i bet Rex Ryan has offered a bonus to any of his players that injure Tom Brady next week.

Gankak · Sep 11, 2015

pharmakos_sl said:
i bet Rex Ryan has offered a bonus to any of his players that injure Tom Brady next week.

Lets fucking hope so.

Grimmlokk · Sep 11, 2015

Badabidi_sl said:
Brown also isn't the hands-down best WR in the NFL. Put down the crack pipe, homer.

You are free to disagree. You'd be wrong, but being wrong is a basic human right. That you have chosen to embrace.

Muurloen · Sep 11, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
You are free to disagree. You'd be wrong, but being wrong is a basic human right. That you have chosen to embrace.

Chanur · Sep 11, 2015

Genjiro_sl said:
Yes, it was his fault..........durrrr.

MAYBE PHILIP RIVURZ SHOULD FOCUS ON KEEPING YOUR SHITTY TEAM FROM LEAVING HURRDURRRRUDDURRR FAGGOT

Don't be jealous that your QB is a rapist oppressing Mist's everywhere while Rivers is a fine upstanding godly pillar of the community. #Riversforgives

Chanur · Sep 11, 2015

Lame ass double posts.

Grimmlokk · Sep 11, 2015

Chanur_sl said:
#Riversforgives

#r?osperdona

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