NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

pharmakos said:

Lions are going to the Super Bowl.

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Lol

I don't like that the "Why Your Team Sucks" this year seems to be going in order of records, worst to best. Seems like it'll get less funny as you go on.

Also, I swear only one person ever mentioned watching the Arizona Cardinals thing on Amazon Prime, All or Nothing.

If you dickholes haven't watched it yet, do so before the season starts. Shit was amazing.

I guess we should have Hard Knocks coming up in a week (Tuesday, Aug 9th).

Gravel said:

I don't like that the "Why Your Team Sucks" this year seems to be going in order of records, worst to best. Seems like it'll get less funny as you go on.

Also, I swear only one person ever mentioned watching the Arizona Cardinals thing on Amazon Prime, All or Nothing.

If you dickholes haven't watched it yet, do so before the season starts. Shit was amazing.

I guess we should have Hard Knocks coming up in a week (Tuesday, Aug 9th).

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I thought the recent 49ers one to be pretty good.

Gravel said:

I don't like that the "Why Your Team Sucks" this year seems to be going in order of records, worst to best. Seems like it'll get less funny as you go on.

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Isn't that how it always orders teams? It definitely was last year, I think previous years too.

I thought it was usually by division?

Gravel said:

I thought it was usually by division?

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I thought that was the old prekakke on KSK (RIP). Maybe not, I might have it backwards.

Hard knocks pales in comparison to all or nothing, Hard knocks needs to step up their game.

Like I said (well, on the other board), I think it's because All or Nothing had higher stakes. It wasn't training camp/preseason, so it means more; with the downside being you already know the result.

As someone who doesn't follow the Cardinals at all though, it was cool to see.

Also, the other main difference is that Hard Knocks will usually follow the storylines of fringe players or the high value draft pick, whereas All or Nothing was mostly about the stars. Or, if not the stars, someone who had a connection to their opponent that week.

Kellen Moore out 3-4 months.

They're fucked when Romo goes down this year. It's just a matter of which week that happens.

Edit: In retrospect, I'm not sure why I wrote this. The Cowboys weren't getting saved by Moore. Or Romo probably, for that matter.

jooka said:

Foles to the rescue?

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Stephen Jones said he's looking to have Foles signed by the end of the day.

Foles is better than Moore and Foles would fit in well with this offense.

Burnem Wizfyre said:

Foles is better than Moore and Foles would fit in well with this offense.

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They are going to need all the offense they can get. Dallas D is going to be horrible.

Hosix said:

They are going to need all the offense they can get. Dallas D is going to be horrible.

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No it won't. The only big loss is Lawrence for the first 4 games. Gregory and Mcclain were never consistent, plus they get Scandrick back who's their best DB and allows Byron Jones to move to safety.

I'm not sure why people think their defense was so bad last year when it was the only thing keeping them in those field goal contest games until the end.

Do they have someone to backup Sean Lee when he gets hurt?

Gravel said:

Do they have someone to backup Sean Lee when he gets hurt?

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Of course not, but they WILL have the most talented IR LB duo in the entire NFL.

When Romo goes down their IR will look like a fucking Pro-Bowl team

Chanur said:

I think Romo has to replace Sean Lee.

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He certainly has gained the weight.