NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

Gravel

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I support this thread title much more.

Mostly because it's not a fairy tale.
 
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Daezuel

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Wait, what was the thread title before? Thought it was about the Chargers.
 
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radditsu

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Now there are two fat Tonys

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Hosix

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If they want him ready for the season I wouldn't play him a down the rest of the summer, fucking hamstrings are turrible to get right during the season. They got to sit his ass. Remember when Calvin Johnson looked normal instead of a golden god? Hamstring.

Cowboys on the clock for next year for number 1 pick yet?
 
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Hosix

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Nah, when Romo goes down they'll sign Johnny football and win the Superbowl.

Is he banned or have a suspension to serve? Curious if teams get desperate enough....if they could sign him?
 
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jooka

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He is suspended for the first 4 games this year.
 
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Gravel

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He's got a 4 game suspension for substance abuse to serve if he comes back.

I guess if they sign him now, he'll be ready to take over in week 5 after Romo dies.
 
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Hoss

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I don't like that the "Why Your Team Sucks" this year seems to be going in order of records, worst to best. Seems like it'll get less funny as you go on.

They seem a lot less funny this year anyway. I don't know if it's a new writer, if he's running out of material, or if the shtick is just growing old.

Kellen Moore out 3-4 months.

They're fucked when Romo goes down this year. It's just a matter of which week that happens.

Edit: In retrospect, I'm not sure why I wrote this. The Cowboys weren't getting saved by Moore. Or Romo probably, for that matter.

That's what i was about to say. But I almost shit myself when I saw the picture of the cowboys QB being carried off the practice field.

Do they have someone to backup Sean Lee when he gets hurt?

Yeah, they got that dude in the 2nd round. No, wait. I forgot they like cut his leg off or something and have to wait for it to grow back. it'll be fine. They'll just run the nickle package a lot.
 
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Hosix

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He's got a 4 game suspension for substance abuse to serve if he comes back.

I guess if they sign him now, he'll be ready to take over in week 5 after Romo dies.

And with the first pick in the 2017 NFL draft the Dallas Cowboys select.....
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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Romo is fat, Ezekiel is out for the year with soreness, the season is over the backup qb broke his ankle.

It's like the national media up in here
 
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