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Jerry Jones Throws Massive Shade At Dak Prescott, Says He's Not Tony Romo (AUDIO)

During his weekly radio interview with Shan & RJ on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas, Jerry Jones made headlines when threw his franchise quarterback, Dak Prescott right under the bus when comparing him to Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes and former Cowboys QB Tony Romo: Jones was asked if there was a gap...
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The Cowboys Offense is #1 in total yards per game, #1 in passing yards per game, and #8 in points per game. The Cowboys problem isn't on the offensive side of the ball.

The 2 guys in charge (McCarthy and Jones) don't value defense and never have. The Cowboy Defense is 7th most in giving up yards per game, 5th most in giving up passing yards per game, and 3rd most in giving up points per game. Defense has been this team's problem for a long time and it will continue to be that way because the guys making the decisions don't give a fuck about it. And they will continue to lose because of it.
 
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Ameraves

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Oh I 100% agree with you, which is why I find Jones statement to be pretty retarded.

Best thing that can happen for the Cowboys organization is for Jerry Jones to die so they can move on and get real leadership in there.
 
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Seriously, what good has Jones ever done? The only reason they won those super bowls was Minnesota had a hard on for Hershel
 
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The Cowboys Offense is #1 in total yards per game, #1 in passing yards per game, and #8 in points per game. The Cowboys problem isn't on the offensive side of the ball.

The 2 guys in charge (McCarthy and Jones) don't value defense and never have. The Cowboy Defense is 7th most in giving up yards per game, 5th most in giving up passing yards per game, and 3rd most in giving up points per game. Defense has been this team's problem for a long time and it will continue to be that way because the guys making the decisions don't give a fuck about it. And they will continue to lose because of it.
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From watching the highlights....Dallas needs a real safety. Whoever they have playing that spot currently has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

Calling Earl Thomas????
 
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From watching the highlights....Dallas needs a real safety. Whoever they have playing that spot currently has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

Calling Earl Thomas????
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Think I saw Earl is joining the Texans and will be announced soon(tm).
 
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Good lord this Thursday night game is going to be horrendous. Or it will be so bad it will end up being good.
 
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Jerry Jones Throws Massive Shade At Dak Prescott, Says He's Not Tony Romo (AUDIO)

During his weekly radio interview with Shan & RJ on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas, Jerry Jones made headlines when threw his franchise quarterback, Dak Prescott right under the bus when comparing him to Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes and former Cowboys QB Tony Romo: Jones was asked if there was a gap...
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Much as I like Tony, that comment seems more like he threw shade at Romo. Driving down the field with the game on the line only to throw an INT with seconds left on the clock is sort of Romo's go to move. Jerry was probably trying to say Dak is better than that.
 
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Kaines said:
The Cowboys Offense is #1 in total yards per game, #1 in passing yards per game, and #8 in points per game. The Cowboys problem isn't on the offensive side of the ball.

The 2 guys in charge (McCarthy and Jones) don't value defense and never have. The Cowboy Defense is 7th most in giving up yards per game, 5th most in giving up passing yards per game, and 3rd most in giving up points per game. Defense has been this team's problem for a long time and it will continue to be that way because the guys making the decisions don't give a fuck about it. And they will continue to lose because of it.
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With what like 30 or so fumbles in the first 3 games, you can't same the offense is blameless
 
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Maybe not

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That weird shit going on with Earl must be true, or something. Dude apparently is an alcoholic and a cokehead now. His wife issue with her pulling the gun on him and pulling the trigger etc. Weird shit.

Not really sure what else it could be, maybe dude really does need help. Maybe he needs to go hang out with Delonte West.
 
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Kaines

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With what like 30 or so fumbles in the first 3 games, you can't same the offense is blameless
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You think Nolan started the year in meetings saying "Sure, we're gonna give up 35+ points a game. The offense will just get blamed if we don't win, so don't worry guys!!"

Retard.
 
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He is probably going to be terrible on such short notice but Boise St likes to sling the ball.
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Na, it’s the Jets.

400yrds and 3 tds 0 int

Everyone in Denver is going to get excited, then they go to Play the Pats and reality comes home to roost.
 
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Some of the offensive stats for the Cowboys are because of who they have played, too. Every QB/WR wants to play against Seattle and Atlanta right now.
 
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Some of the offensive stats for the Cowboys are because of who they have played, too. Every QB/WR wants to play against Seattle and Atlanta right now.
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Oh, so the NFC LEAST!!! shit is just because of who they've played as well? Fuck off. Stats are stats.
 
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Some of the offensive stats for the Cowboys are because of who they have played, too. Every QB/WR wants to play against Seattle and Atlanta right now.
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Trubisky didn’t get the memo on Atlanta unfortunately.
 
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