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Ambiturner

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Kaines said:
You think Nolan started the year in meetings saying "Sure, we're gonna give up 35+ points a game. The offense will just get blamed if we don't win, so don't worry guys!!"

Retard.
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What the fuck are you even talking about? Why does anyone give a shit about anything anyone said in meetings?

Give other teams less short fields and they'll score less often. 16 points came off of turnovers last game. 23 points the week prior.

But please tell us all how none of that matters
 
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Kaines

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Ambiturner said:
What the fuck are you even talking about? Why does anyone give a shit about anything anyone said in meetings?

Give other teams less short fields and they'll score less often. 16 points came off of turnovers last game. 23 points the week prior.

But please tell us all how none of that matters
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Cowboy offense has played well enough to win every game they've played. Go look up how many teams score 35+ points a game and then look at their record. Fuck off with this Blame the Offense All the Time bullshit. The defense SUCKS. End of story.
 
Ambiturner

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Kaines said:
Cowboy offense has played well enough to win every game they've played. Go look up how many teams score 35+ points a game and then look at their record. Fuck off with this Blame the Offense All the Time bullshit. The defense SUCKS. End of story.
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Keep on ignoring the glaring turnover issue like its not the biggest indicator of success and a being one of the 5 worst teams in differential is absolutely meaningless.

Sweet Analysis Stephen A
 
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Fight

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Ameraves said:
dailysnark.com

Jerry Jones Throws Massive Shade At Dak Prescott, Says He's Not Tony Romo (AUDIO)

During his weekly radio interview with Shan & RJ on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas, Jerry Jones made headlines when threw his franchise quarterback, Dak Prescott right under the bus when comparing him to Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes and former Cowboys QB Tony Romo: Jones was asked if there was a gap...
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That headline is a fucking lie. Listen to the 2 minute audio clip if you want. Dak is barely apart of the discussion.

The retarded radio guy asks "Do you see a major gap between the Chiefs and the Cowboys right now?" Jerry says yes, and goes on to say how much he loves C. Edwards-Helaire. Then he said Mahomes, Wilson, and Romo had the ability to sense pressure and keep plays alive with their feet. He even says Dak has that ability also.

The problem is that all of Dak's stats are coming in garbage time or in the 2nd half. The team goes to sleep till half time then they try to get into a shoot out when the pressure is so high that they have no other choice.

New coach, same team. It's gona be a long year boys.
 
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Ambiturner

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Fight said:
That headline is a fucking lie. Listen to the 2 minute audio clip if you want. Dak is barely apart of the discussion.

The retarded radio guy asks "Do you see a major gap between the Chiefs and the Cowboys right now?" Jerry says yes, and goes on to say how much he loves C. Edwards-Helaire. Then he said Mahomes, Wilson, and Romo had the ability to sense pressure and keep plays alive with their feet. He even says Dak has that ability also.

The problem is that all of Dak's stats are coming in garbage time or in the 2nd half. The team goes to sleep till half time then they try to get into a shoot out when the pressure is so high that they have no other choice.

New coach, same team. It's gona be a long year boys.
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Outside of some maybe some accuracy issues, his pocket presence is his biggest problem.

Saying he's not as good at his biggest weakness as some players who have it as one of their biggest strengths isn't exactly a burn or a hot take.
 
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Merrith

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Kaines said:
Oh, so the NFC LEAST!!! shit is just because of who they've played as well? Fuck off. Stats are stats.
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Suck a dick, I didn't say they'd be 30th in the league otherwise, just pointing out they racked up a bunch of stats in situations where they were forced to throw a shit ton for the majority of the last couple games. It's no surprise Dak leads the league in attempts currently.
 
Merrith

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Hosix said:
Trubisky didn’t get the memo on Atlanta unfortunately.
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No, his back up who they got for just a 4th round pick came in and threw 3 TD's against them, though.

We joke about all the bad teams, but are there any fans that have it worse than Atlanta right now, really?
 
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Merrith

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Animosity said:
Any of the NY teams. Even Miami is better than them!
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At least with the NY teams you sort of knew what was coming. Maybe not Saquon tearing his knee up, but you knew they weren't going to be good this year. The Falcons just keep getting hopes up and having them crash spectacularly.
 
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Hosix

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Merrith said:
No, his back up who they got for just a 4th round pick came in and threw 3 TD's against them, though.

We joke about all the bad teams, but are there any fans that have it worse than Atlanta right now, really?
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Vikings are a shit show. Captain Kirk should pay back all that money!
 
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Nester

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Merrith said:
At least with the NY teams you sort of knew what was coming. Maybe not Saquon tearing his knee up, but you knew they weren't going to be good this year. The Falcons just keep getting hopes up and having them crash spectacularly.
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I agree, this year is playing out like last year. Tank at the beginning then turn it around (they have to!) at the end and not fire the coach. Ends up in two wasted seasons and maybe a 3rd if Dan Quinn is still around.

Totally wasted 2-3 service years of Julio Jones and Matt Ryan. Who imo are both superstar Caliber players (JJ obv, Matt Ryan is underrated imo)

With the Jets and giants you knew they sucked. It hurts a lot less if you know you are going to lose a tons of games. Trust me on this as a Bills fan.
 
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Raiders goon a fuck up the season for everyone



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Davis upset by sight of maskless Raiders at event

Raiders owner Mark Davis said Tuesday that the team is looking into why several players were not wearing masks while attending a charity event held by teammate Darren Waller that broke Nevada rules for the pandemic and might have violated NFL regulations.
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One more Titans player tested positive for COVID-19

Eyes around the NFL have been on the Titans and Vikings in the wake of Tuesday's news that eight members of the Titans organization tested positive for COVID-19 and the results of further testing on people from both teams came through on Wednesday morning.
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At this point everyone on the Titans team is basically an incubator. At what point is the team scratched from the schedule until further notice.
 
Brahma

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jooka said:
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One more Titans player tested positive for COVID-19

Eyes around the NFL have been on the Titans and Vikings in the wake of Tuesday's news that eight members of the Titans organization tested positive for COVID-19 and the results of further testing on people from both teams came through on Wednesday morning.
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At this point everyone on the Titans team is basically an incubator. At what point is the team scratched from the schedule until further notice.
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They will roll out footballs to replace players. No way they scratch games IMO. Team down 10 players? Better go to that sub shop and recruit the big fat guy that's making your steak and cheese subs to block!

They will at the least roll out practice squad players IMO.
 
Nester

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They should forfeit.

Can’t play by the rules of the safety protocol? You get a L and you players get no stats that week.

All teams need to bubble for the rest of the season.
 
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What they probably don't mention is that every single one of them is healthy and never had any symptoms.
 
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