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Gavinmad

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I saw a gif of some kid getting absolutely murdered for trying to hurdle a defender in college ball a week or two ago, I guess until someone gets blown the fuck up on the national stage they're gonna keep doing it.
 
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jooka

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Youch ...


EDIT how did you miss that Kittle
 
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Merrith

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Kicking touchbacks seems to happen 80% of the time and yet every time it would be advantageous to just kick the ball out of the end zone it seems like teams never fucking do it anymore.
 

Phazael

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Congratulations division leading Eagles lol.
 
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Brahma

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Just one Brahma thing today:

DallASS!

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Jozu

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Nick Mullens looked absolutely terrified. I dont understand how the fuck he put together the career he has up until this point with that performance. He was incredibly clueless and scared out of his mind. ANY little sign of pressure and the guy literally folds.

Im glad 49ers lost, now all the Mullens is a decent QB, hes a starting caliber player! bullshit can die.
 

Sterling

El Presidente
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This seems bad for the Texans:


Yeah that Tunsil trade was real costly. Dolphins line is always shitty, but it's hard to turn down that much draft capital for just about anyone. Also, the first 3 games Houston played were against BAL, KC, and PIT. most teams come out of that 0-3. Losing to the Vikings on top of it isn't great though, although people did expect them to be better than they are at this point as well.
 
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Ameraves

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I knew this game would be tough for the 49ers because the Eagles actually have a good defensive line, and for some reason the 49ers offensive line has been terrible so far this year. What I didn't expect was for Mullens to have a colossally bad game. With the amount of injuries and starters out for the 49ers, I just don't even know what to expect though. I mean they started a CB tonight that they drafted in like 2013, and has been cut from the team no less than 6 times. The other starting CB hasn't played a full season since 2016 I think. Expecting the 49ers to get it done with a bunch of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th stringers just isn't realistic.

Moving forward I am seriously concerned with the offensive line. I don't know what is going on but they can't get the run game going, nor protect the QB. I was holding out hope with all the injuries on defense that the offense would be able to step up more. Right now that sure doesn't seem to be the case.

Final injury note. Not that Ziggy Ansah was a difference maker or anything, but he was signed to give more depth. Well he just went to season ending IR with a torn bicep. I don't know what the fuck is going on in 49er land, but they just can't keep anyone healthy.