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Ishad

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I assume Antonio Brown gets his ring sized for his cock for when people ask to see it.
 
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Jozu

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Whats crazy is Tom brady has only suffered one truly devastating injury during his entire 20 year career. he missed ONE season basically. The reason he is able to do this shit is he is healthy.

lets look at some other all time great QBs and what made them hang it up.

Montana, last year in KC, bad back. What was he like 38?
Favre. Well, he played as long as he could he just got old. 41?
Elway. I think he just stopped because he won 2 straight and it was just the right time. 38 years old.
Marino. Said his legs couldnt take another season. Think he was 38 or 39.
Aikman. His neck, was 37 I think?

Anyway, brady will be what, 43 or 44 this year? He doesnt have any injuries, if he keeps it up I could see him playing until 46. He is already 5 years past expiration.
 
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Gavinmad

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Whats crazy is Tom brady has only suffered one truly devastating injury during his entire 20 year career. he missed ONE season basically. The reason he is able to do this shit is he is healthy.

lets look at some other all time great QBs and what made them hang it up.

Montana, last year in KC, bad back. What was he like 38?
Favre. Well, he played as long as he could he just got old. 41?
Elway. I think he just stopped because he won 2 straight and it was just the right time. 38 years old.
Marino. Said his legs couldnt take another season. Think he was 38 or 39.
Aikman. His neck, was 37 I think?

Anyway, brady will be what, 43 or 44 this year? He doesnt have any injuries, if he keeps it up I could see him playing until 46. He is already 5 years past expiration.
Consider the difference in eras between Brady and EVERY SINGLE OTHER QB ON THAT LIST.
 
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DickTrickle

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That defensive line was just brutal today. That's exactly why those giants won years ago so I'm sure Brady enjoyed seeing that happen to the other team this time.
 
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Furry

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Trash tier superbowl. Even Romo wasn't good. Suh was entertaining to watch as he ran through the line like a gorilla play after play, but pretty much everything else was bad. As a cowboys fan I hope the nfl gets its shit together for our superbowl win next year.

Edit, and oh yea, does anyone know when the ref's kids birthdays are? I want Brady's signature.
 
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zzeris

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Consider the difference in eras between Brady and EVERY SINGLE OTHER QB ON THAT LIST.

Yep. All those guys got beat the fuck up at least a few times as did their WRs. Marino was never the same after his leg injury.
 

Tarrant

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I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was Tom Brady.
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Gavinmad

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Yep. All those guys got beat the fuck up at least a few times. Marino was never the same after his leg injury.
I mean that's the entire basis for everyone who previously disputed his GOAT status but wasn't retarded enough to say it had anything to do with being a system QB.
 

zzeris

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I mean that's the entire basis for everyone who previously disputed his GOAT status but wasn't retarded enough to say it had anything to do with being a system QB.

It was a good argument until he just kept winning like the energizer bunny. The rules today favor QBs by a huge margin but free agency and budget limits help offset that by quite a bit. He's just been too good for anyone to really have an intelligent argument against him.
 
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Merrith

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I mean that's the entire basis for everyone who previously disputed his GOAT status but wasn't retarded enough to say it had anything to do with being a system QB.

Still remember the majority of the argument being Montana's perfect 4-0 versus Brady's 3-2 start. But once he got past 4, plus just having been to so damn many at this point, even that argument faded away. 4-0 is awesome, but going to 9 (and now 10) and being 6-3 (and now 7-3) is just better...especially in salary cap era.
 
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