A) Buying a console, especially a Nintendo console, in the hopes that third parties resurrect games or series from days past is a recipe for disaster.
B) In what fantasy land is Capcom going to make hundreds of millions of dollars on the Switch? At best you'll see VC versions of some of these games, at worst Nintendo axes VC all together, but either way Capcom won't make remotely close to that kind of money.
It's hilarious isn't it?
Meanwhile, for some reason, there are defenders of the most idiotic design decisions.
1) Multiplayer requiring a smart phone app:
Defense from Nintendo: "Well who wants to carry around a heavy headset! Now you can use bluetooth from your phone!".
Reality: "Why the fuck didn't you just put the service on the console along with blue tooth support you stupid morons!
Like any other tech company has since the birth of Christ.
2) A paid for online service of which Nintendo historically, and forever will, suck in - Albeit they were making progress with the 3DS and Wii U online components and just did a complete 180 on their progress and making only one NES/SNES game available for a month and then forcing you to buy it:
Defense from Nintendo and the suckers buying into it: "Well, we thought this was a great way for our subscribers to concentrate on one game for a month and not get over whelmed! It will also help the multiplayer community for any particular NES/SNES Title!"
Reality: "You dumb idiotic low value turd buckets! You just took a standard from your competitors and sliced the value of it 10 fold when all you had to do was include VC games on the NES/SNES for free across the library, from ROMS you use from the community anyway so you don't have to put any labor in porting it, and everyone and their dog would have purchased the switch and service for that alone GUARANTEEING An install base that would eclipse generations of your backwards as shit hardware and assure 3rd party support!
3) Nickle and diming everyone to death with overpriced accessories:
Defense from Nintendo and a few idiot 3rd party prepaid shillers on SA: "But guys you should really feel the controller in your hand when the HD haptic rumble goes off when playing a game that simulates milking a co...."
Reality: "
No one gives a shit! No one is buying that garbage game you should have included as a pack in anyway, and on top of that, I won't be milking any cows with my Switch Pro Controller which is $20 above what I paid for the last one when all I care about is if I feel feedback when my little gay elf dude swings his sword and hits a flower!
4) Lack of any app support:
Defense from Nintendo and the lemmings: "Do you really need another device with Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, etc - No. This is a gaming machine. "
Reality: "It isn't for you to decide what fucking device we use to consume our content. It's about keeping a standard for devices that support the standard apps
across every other device sold today and the fact you don't have it included brings the system down yet another notch below a standard that was formed over 7 fucking years ago
I could go on and on with this. But I think everyone gets the point.
