Noah (2014)

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Early Buzz: 'Noah' Footage Premieres to Rave Reviews

 

Lenas

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• Jul 25, 2013

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Bible story trailer does well at church conference. Huge surprise.

 

Xeldar

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• Jul 26, 2013

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Hopefully they troll and put some dinosaurs on the arc too.

 

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• Jul 26, 2013

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Or they start the movie with "Once upon a time in a land far far away.."

 

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• Nov 13, 2013

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Juvarisx

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• Nov 14, 2013

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Meh

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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"You stand alone and defy me?"
"I'm not alone"

I get it, it's because he has God on his side.

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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Those trailers certainly didn't make me want to see this movie.

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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i lost it when he said, "it begins." Will watch for lulz.

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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Ill go see it just because I'm a sucker for anything with Ray Winstone. He has amazing screen presence. (was great in Sexy Beast, though Ben Kingsley stole that show hands down.). Ray Winston, Ian McShane and Daniel Day-Lewis are insta-watch for me.

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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"Is this the end of everything?"
"The beginning."

Looks around at the animals, two by two, male and female.

"...so, does that mean I'm going to have to have sex with you and my brother?"

 

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• Nov 14, 2013

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Why does Noah have an Australian accent? Why is Noah white? Why is there an army charging on the Arc? Who would want to see this piece of shit?

Oh, Emma Watson is in this?

 

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• Nov 15, 2013

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Foggy_sl said:

Why does Noah have an Australian accent? Why is Noah white?

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For the same reason that in almost every picture and statue of Jesus, he is a white man

 

Itlan

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You guys are complaining about Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson being in the same movie? God damn there's a lot of fat faggots around here lately.

 

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• Nov 15, 2013

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This looks bad.

 

Ridas

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• Nov 15, 2013

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Asshole could have rescued a few more humans. Guess he wanted to inbreed from the get go.

 

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• Nov 15, 2013

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Itlan_sl said:

You guys are complaining about Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson being in the same movie? God damn there's a lot of fat faggots around here lately.

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I lust after both Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson, but to paraphrase the immortal words of one wiser than I, unless they are hanging beav, it probably isn't enough to save this movie.

 

Itlan

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Vvoid_sl said:

I lust after both Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson, but to paraphrase the immortal words of one wiser than I, unless they are hanging beav, it probably isn't enough to save this movie.

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Maybe the storm will wash away all their clothes.

 

Itlan

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Asshole could have rescued a few more humans. Guess he wanted to inbreed from the get go.

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Well at least NOW he has an excuse to shove it in Emma's porkhole.