Noah (2014)

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Tarrant

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khalid_sl said:
Special effects look great, awesome cast, too bad its based on an absolutely unbelievably silly story. Will watch though.
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Mmmmm, yeah. This movie is clearly the only one being released next year, this year or ever that has a story which makes you question if it could happen or not.
 
Agraza

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I have certain hopes for an Aronofsky film, but the trailer strains credulity. Perhaps if the trailer had like 10,000% less Crowe in it I'd still be interested. Maybe Aronofsky is a charade, Shyamalan is the actual director, Watson is playing Noah, and Crowe dies 5 minutes into the film. I'd watch that.
 
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Anthony hopkins as belgarath that would be win

I got excused from kid's bible study for asking if noah lived within walking distance of the north and south arctic regions. after the lead up questions concerning animals found only at those places from the encyclopedias.
 
Falstaff

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Maester Chuk_sl said:
did they get the special effects team from Birdemic to work on this? holy shit, the biblical movies from the 50s looked much better than this. yeah a 70 yr old film like The Ten Commandments just upstaged a modern movie in special effects.
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astrocreep hates it? bound to be good.
 
Siliconemelons

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Knowing about a lot of the theories - I like to go with the isolated flood one- God is effeciant, no need to actually flood the entire world! just the part that actually has people on it - so "the world" yes is flooded, all the animals outside that region did not need to go in the arc etc etc.

Will Maximus sing in this movie also?
 
iannis

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So horrible. So shamefully horrible.

And I'm not even talking about the movie itself, just Russel Crow.

Everyone involved in this should know better. They should fucking know better. There is just no excuse for this to exist.

Russel Crow: the poor man's Mel Gibson.
 
Gravy

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Iannis_sl said:
So horrible. So shamefully horrible.

And I'm not even talking about the movie itself, just Russel Crow.

Everyone involved in this should know better. They should fucking know better. There is just no excuse for this to exist.

Russel Crow: the poor man's Mel Gibson.
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You went to see this?

I'm not trying to be a wanker.
 
Araysar

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I was going to go with my girl to this. Should I reconsider?
 
iannis

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Oh god no. I couldn't make it all the way through the trailer.

NOAH! Except they're kinda vikings. ish.

LOOK, PEOPLE YOU RECOGNIZE.

Even the caterers should feel ashamed of being involved in this one.
 
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