Noah (2014)

Malakriss · Nov 15, 2013

Itlan_sl said:
Well at least NOW he has an excuse to shove it in Emma's porkhole.

I believe it was called the gryphon's door back then.

Adebisi · Nov 15, 2013

Trailer totally spoiled the story.

Rezz · Nov 15, 2013

This isn't Titanic! You don't know if the boat sinks or not!

Alright that's silly. Of -course- the boat sinks. Otherwise we are all inbred.

fucker_sl · Nov 16, 2013

Rezz_sl said:
This isn't Titanic! You don't know if the boat sinks or not!

Alright that's silly. Of -course- the boat sinks. Otherwise we are all inbred.

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who happends to be his mother and sister at the same time

pretty sure god is a japanese hotaku who drowed 99.99999% of life on earth so he could fap on some genuine incest orgies

Azrayne · Nov 16, 2013

Wow, that looks really bad, can't believe they spent millions of dollars on it.

Feanor · Nov 16, 2013

way too many grands and not nearly enough incest

fucker_sl · Nov 16, 2013

Feanor_sl said:
way too many grands and not nearly enough incest

what if not only she was his mother and sister, but he was her uncle and cousin at the same time !

PARADOXES !

Brando · Nov 16, 2013

Can't believe how bad this looks, Aronofsky must be ashamed of this shit.

TrollfaceDeux · Nov 16, 2013

it looks amazing.

Tarrant · Nov 16, 2013

I dunno, I think it looks good personally. I'll go watch it.

fucker_sl · Nov 16, 2013

you guys are everything that is wrong with today's cinema

Voyce · Nov 16, 2013

Guys let's build a giant Arc together. FYI none of you are invented on it after its completed.

Should've done Epic of Gilgamesh instead.

McCheese · Nov 16, 2013

Voyce_sl said:
Should've done Epic of Gilgamesh instead.

Too much brown.

Azrayne · Nov 16, 2013

Epic of Gilgamesh is awesome, I'd love to see a movie version, although a few details would have to be changed.

Adebisi · Nov 16, 2013

Avatar bets that this movie is going to be amazing?

fucker_sl · Nov 17, 2013

i want a movie version of Binding of Isaac.....

Chukzombi · Nov 17, 2013

did they get the special effects team from Birdemic to work on this? holy shit, the biblical movies from the 50s looked much better than this. yeah a 70 yr old film like The Ten Commandments just upstaged a modern movie in special effects.

khalid · Nov 17, 2013

Special effects look great, awesome cast, too bad its based on an absolutely unbelievably silly story. Will watch though.

Voyce · Nov 17, 2013

Only way to make this movie work is if 20 minutes in it's interrupted by the kid from the wonder years complaining to his grandpa about the story.

Adebisi · Nov 17, 2013

This movie will be amazing

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