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Jozu

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Yeah, conventional is the way to go.

Drop some HAARMS do disable their AA and radar systems (we upgraded our HAARMS in 2010 so now they can still destroy a radar site even after it goes "dark" and they hear "MAGNUM!" over the radio and shut off the radar.) Then you send in the bombers and level the shit out of all industrial sites and military interests.

Game Over.

edit: Also, some interesting reading, not sure if you guys are familiar with the demon core story but its pretty fascinating. Apparently, shortly after WW2 ended, Los Alamos was testing the criticality of a plutonium core and not one, but two scientist died fro the same core before it was eventually used in the "able" test bomb. Louis Slotin was the more known of the two who died, and apparently took in 1000 rads of radioactive material when his screwdriver slipped and allowed the berrelyium casing to touch causing the core to go critical. He used his bare hand to knock off the top half of the casing, stopping the reaction and saving the lives of his co-workers. He died a horrible death 9 days later.

Whats sick is when the neutron reflecting casing came together, it actually emitted a blue light (ionizing the air) which lit up the whole room for a moment, and Slotin recounted tasting a bitter taste in his mouth and feeling a burning sensation in his hand after the accident. Nuclear stuff is fucking crazy. Especially the Castle Romeo detonation on Bikini Atoll. Navy crewmen on a nearby vessel said they were actually exposed to fallout directly, saying it looked like snow falling on them.

 

Tuco

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Yeah, conventional is the way to go.

Drop some HAARMS do disable their AA and radar systems (we upgraded our HAARMS in 2010 so now they can still destroy a radar site even after it goes "dark" and they hear "MAGNUM!" over the radio and shut off the radar.) Then you send in the bombers and level the shit out of all industrial sites and military interests.

Game Over.

edit: Also, some interesting reading, not sure if you guys are familiar with the demon core story but its pretty fascinating. Apparently, shortly after WW2 ended, Los Alamos was testing the criticality of a plutonium core and not one, but two scientist died fro the same core before it was eventually used in the "able" test bomb. Louis Slotin was the more known of the two who died, and apparently took in 1000 rads of radioactive material when his screwdriver slipped and allowed the berrelyium casing to touch causing the core to go critical. He used his bare hand to knock off the top half of the casing, stopping the reaction and saving the lives of his co-workers. He died a horrible death 9 days later.

Whats sick is when the neutron reflecting casing came together, it actually emitted a blue light (ionizing the air) which lit up the whole room for a moment, and Slotin recounted tasting a bitter taste in his mouth and feeling a burning sensation in his hand after the accident. Nuclear stuff is fucking crazy. Especially the Castle Romeo detonation on Bikini Atoll. Navy crewmen on a nearby vessel said they were actually exposed to fallout directly, saying it looked like snow falling on them.

What a dumb way to perform an experiment. If that's really how it was set up he deserved to die.
 

Jozu

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What a dumb way to perform an experiment. If that's really how it was set up he deserved to die.
Perhaps. Slotin was a "hands on guy" and removed the shivs that were used as a safety measure so the two halves would never completely touch. Apparently he removed them to show his protege how cool he was.

After that they never let humans do experiments like that again. They made the "Godiva" machine to test cores ever since then (or machines like it).
 

BrutulTM

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We got a lot of scientifician expert geniuses around here.
 

mkopec

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Yeah I saw that on Dark Matters, on the Science channel or some shit. Quite fascinating. Thing was that back in those days, no one knew the effects of radiation poisoning to that level, and I guess they found out the hard way.
 

Jozu

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We got a lot of scientifician expert geniuses around here.
lol. As soon as I make non-retarded posts people jump all over me. Its not hard to read wiki entries or read official govt documents that are now unclassified. I dont sleep much so I actually spend a lot of time reading about useless facts and stories. I actually just read about Slotin yesterday, never knew about the Demon Core or that people died on some Fallout 3 shit.

Apparently 500 rads has a 50% chance of killing a human, and Slotin was exposed to over 1000 in less than a second. His buddy received 166 rads and died 20 years later of illness related to the accident.
 
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This tension with North Korea is the perfect time for someone to create Nuka-Cola. We just need to figure out which 17 fruits to combine to make the perfect flavor!
i always got the impression it was also slightly irradiated, and I think that's part of it's allure