Bandwagon, read the 2+2 thread about the call with Q high before you question my knowledge of the game.
No. My version of bragging about poker is saying that I've played enough to not want to read about hands. From anyone, including you
@Woolygimp
But let's talk about you for a second. Do you not realize that the main reason you get so much shit on this forum is because of your patronizing attitude, not your knowledge or lack of knowledge? You're constantly trying to assert your knowledge on one topic or another and you think that you're debating that with other people on the forums, but really you're just getting heckled because ANY interaction with you is unpleasant. You can't get to the point where you're actually debating with people because you just come across as being unlikable.
I'm really not trying to be insulting right now, but I find it really hard to believe that you don't have aspergers. Picking up on social cues is more or less second nature to most people, and you seem to lack that trait, and it's something you need to work on.
I'd like to say that you're just an arrogant fucking moron (probably will in the future anyways), but I've seen you be friendly and humble and I've seen you prove some semblance of intelligence on rare occasions....but it's impossible to argue with you because you don't pick up on inferred points. You can take this as an insult if you want, but it's really meant to be constructive. I've worked with two guys with aspergers before and I almost fired both of them multiple times. The only reason I didn't is because I finally realized that I just need to be direct and specific and tell them where they are fucking up (with social interactions), and they ended up being great employees.
I don't believe that you're some poker prodigy because 1.) I haven't seen it and 2.) I know a lot of stereotypes just like you, but I do believe that you have a lot of poker knowledge and that you're probably a good player.
Now stop trying to give examples of how awesome you are at poker. When you win two bracelets, I'll ask for your autograph.