Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

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Hoss

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Man. Kinda tempted to check the co-Ed one out. I feel like it would mostly be druggies and Uggos tho. What u think hossboss?
If I wasn't married I'd be doing it too.
 
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Ossoi

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So the anal torment show was actually by the dog-fucker I booted out at Xmas. First time I've seen her since then lol

For most of the night there was a needle play "exhibition" with one dude having needles inserted every where with partial rope suspension. When they finally let him out, one of my friends commented that she was disgusted by the amount of blood.

The highlight was a show with a woman cuffed to the ceiling. She had a large octopus tattoo around her vagina and up to her navel.

On her chest she had some kind of Alien style chest burster pouch, with various probes attached and what looked like a pinhole camera inserted into one of her holes feeding the image to an iPad

A man and woman in white coats poked her with various things, was expecting something to burst out but it didn't so a little bit anti-climatic
 
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Hosix

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And to think….I watched the Olympic 4x4 with my kids and cooked salmon on the grill. Not nearly as exciting!
 
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Then update the part of the wiki page that claims it's a local anesthetic.

If you put it on the head of the penis it would probably numb it, but the whole point of your skin is to keep stuff from entering your body.

I actually once had anaesthetic gel applied to my penis. About nine years ago I was waking up 6-7 times a night to pee, was pissing in bottles because it was easier than "waking" up to walk to the bathroom constantly

Anyway, eventually had a hospital appointment and they put a camera up my penis into bladder.

When it was taken out I "farted" some air out my penis, which was an incredible sensation. Ever since I've been chasing the dragon with multiple dominatrixes, but nothing has ever felt as good
 
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What happened to the brisket? Don’t tell me you overcooked it?

Brisket was amazing. I had a pretty big group over, and believe it or not, there are people in the group who prefer burgers to brisket. Don't judge me, judge my friends.
 
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About nine years ago I was waking up 6-7 times a night to pee, was pissing in bottles because it was easier than "waking" up to walk to the bathroom constantly

I'm at x2 x3 guy at absolute maximum now but had a period of 4,5,6 as well, it does get to be too much. I just rode it out for a year and went back to normal. Probably kidney-adrenal axis related.
 

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I'm at x2 x3 guy at absolute maximum now but had a period of 4,5,6 as well, it does get to be too much. I just rode it out for a year and went back to normal. Probably kidney-adrenal axis related.
You guys need to get your bladders/kidneys checked. I've never woken up to pee, or maybe I'm just lucky.
 
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Hosix

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If you put it on the head of the penis it would probably numb it, but the whole point of your skin is to keep stuff from entering your body.

I actually once had anaesthetic gel applied to my penis. About nine years ago I was waking up 6-7 times a night to pee, was pissing in bottles because it was easier than "waking" up to walk to the bathroom constantly

Anyway, eventually had a hospital appointment and they put a camera up my penis into bladder.

When it was taken out I "farted" some air out my penis, which was an incredible sensation. Ever since I've been chasing the dragon with multiple dominatrixes, but nothing has ever felt as good

We need to summon some medical experts to weigh in on “penis farts” . Not sure about this.
 

Ossoi

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We need to summon some medical experts to weigh in on “penis farts” . Not sure about this.

eh, it's pretty simple to understand. I had a cystoscopy so they could see inside my bladder, some air probably went with the camera into my bladder and had to come out
 
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Ever since I've been chasing the dragon with multiple dominatrixes, but nothing has ever felt as good

you've tried that shit where they stick glass in there and tap it?
 
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