Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

Izo said:

Ossoi was probably fasting, 50-50?

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I nearly called this out for being ridiculous, however, I flew home today and my last meal was at roughly 1am-2am. Weighed myself today and I was 76kg, was 73.5kg on Thursday and since then had two heavy nights of drinking and relaxed my diet for the first time since I was away - 3 ubereats orders yesterday.

I know that (hopefully) 2kg of that increase is just water from increased carb intake, but the whole time I was away I was maintaining 72-74kg.

I have to quarantine for 10 days so just did a garden workout, it's 2115 and I haven't ate yet so will try and push for a 24 hour fast - not because I think there's any magic to it, I just want to get back to as close my pre holiday condition as I'm going away again in 3 weeks and it's stupid how much attention I get walking around like an Adonis at fetish parties.

Just on Saturday alone:

a) the bouncer said "you're in good shape but you looked better a few weeks ago"


b) the barmaid of a club I went to once previously remembered my drinks order.

c) someone at a fetish party for the first time asked if she could stroke my arm because she wanted to "explore boundaries".

d) I also had a lengthy conversation with someone whose fetlife profile said she was into orgies and group sex, who also told me her aspergers son hits her hard enough to leave bruises. Ok then bitch, what are you doing at a fetish party at 3am?

e) another aspiring/wannabe Domme who I've barely spoke to, told me via instagram she "likes me a lot" and wants to hang out

June 2019 to today, my friend billed $399k via Onlyfans, $300k net.

$28k of that was from tips, so people paying extra in addition to their subscription

I've been home since 9th August and despite dieting, tracking calories, lifting 6x a week and getting average 12k steps a day - my weight has stayed at 73.5kg.

I go away again on Saturday and have a fetish party in the evening, so I wanted to have shed the holiday weight. So since Monday I've been running the Lyle McDonald Protein Sparing Modified Fast. All you eat is lean meat, in my case chicken breast, with no added fat sources and carbs from veg only.

Protein of 250-300g. Macros look like 20g carbs, 20g fat.

Haven't felt different in gym so far, but my legs feel very very heavy.

Izo said:

What’s your favorite candy, Ossoi ? Carbs are good for you.

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Have you read the weight loss thread?

Carbs don't make you fat. But getting to single digit body fat will usually require reducing carbs in some days, not all, and having a refeed or two per week (last week I had a box of marshmallow fruit loops)

I'm doing an extreme 20g, 20g carbs/fat diet for 5 days. Even if I didn't have a holiday deadline of Saturday, the longest Lyle McDonald suggests someone this lean to run the diet for is 2 weeks

Izo said:

How’s it going, Ossoi - any updated from the latest party?

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Date was 75 minutes late to the restaurant because she had a pro Domme session before

At the party, I was speaking to her and noticed she was using someone as a chair. I had to intervene and tell the guy, a submissive wearing a full, black leather mask, to fuck off, because she said he got too touchy feely and wouldn't back off

Also, it's amazing the difference good lighting makes. I was stressing about being 2kg heavier,, hence the extreme diet.

On Friday I decided to follow a similar approach to the night before a body building show. After four days low carb I loaded up on 350g carbs, same again on day of party. The carbs would go straight to my muscles and make them look fuller.

Oh, also at the party, the dog fucker asked if I was ready to apologise for kicking her out. I didn't get into it, didn't tell her she was crazy or that I had a two hour recording of her drunk ranting. I just said "no"

I need to call out Lanx Apart from being a shitty mod, for criticizing my hair

The reality is, I'm not sure what's in better shape compared to other men my age: my physique or my hair

My younger friends are jealous that my hairline is barely receding, and the people that cut my hair always comment on how thick and luscious it is

Don't get me wrong, Tony Leung is great and Infernal Affairs was one of my favourite movies (but I don't think it's aged well)

But, whilst watching the movie yesterday I couldn't help but compare myself to the lead actor - nothing special looks wise and my body is better than his

Burnem Wizfyre


"Still lost more fat than you weight."

I'm not sure how me never letting myself become obese is a win for you?

Let's talk about religion and the anti Christ