Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

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Ossoi said:
your fictional friend
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"Fictional" indeed, since literary works are almost all fiction, but not my friend.

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Those protein shakes must be laced with something caustic to ruin so many gym rat minds. You're a walking stereotype dude, and it's sad, but you're doing a better job of wearing that crown than previous winners. Said it before, will say it again: A prolific asshat is the best asshat!
 
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Vanessa said:
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"Fictional" indeed, since literary works are almost all fiction, but not my friend.

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Those protein shakes must be laced with something caustic to ruin so many gym rat minds. You're a walking stereotype dude, and it's sad, but you're doing a better job of wearing that crown than previous winners. Said it before, will say it again: A prolific asshat is the best asshat!
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My first thought was that you're trying to bait me by making me think you're stupid enough to fall for my bait, because surely nobody would be so stupid as to fall for such an obvious bait especially coming several days after I outlined the "bait" trap and even posted discussion about it with the mods.

But then surely anyone that was genuinely baiting wouldn't go to the trouble of writing such a long post if they didn't think it was necessary. Which means you genuinely fell for the bait.
 
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My first thought was that you're trying to bait me by making me think you're stupid enough to fall for my bait, because surely nobody would be so stupid as to fall for such an obvious bait especially coming several days after I outlined the "bait" trap and even posted discussion about it with the mods.

But then surely anyone that was genuinely baiting wouldn't go to the trouble of writing such a long post if they didn't think it was necessary. Which means you genuinely fell for the bait.
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So, my Dominatrix friend is in London next week and she invited me to a fetish party. Would have appreciated a bit more notice, so now I have ten days to reduce calories hard from 3000 a day, increase steps and do a mini cut so that I feel comfortable going topless.

I was planning to do a mini cut at the end of March anyway, so no big deal I guess

She's bringing her submissive with her, aka coke cock

I also had a look at some of the performances at the fetish party

Sass-cowboy, Saint, will be returning to perform at the Devil's Disco, with a diamonté strap-on act (because you can't combine disco and fetish without including this!)
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For one night only we transform into the Devil’s Disco… Think Studio 54 meets The Master and Margarita, a night of decadence, debauchery and…disco balls.

Our Devilish hosts will whip up a fervour, our debauched performers will scratch an itch you didn’t know you had… The Speak Sleazy – our club within the club – returns with the Diabolical Dancers shaking their satanic money makers, and with 3 rooms playing different soundtracks throughout the night, our DJs will quench your thirst to dance like everyone is watching.

Let us lead you astray over three floors of diamanté and dungeons, including a truly demonic guestdebut performance by some of the world’s leading Body artists, coming especially from Amsterdam and Berlin - The Freak Fetish Suspension Team
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lawl we all know that's bullshit, churchill bankrupted the empire to death is what really happened. however the entire time of ww2 churchill fought to keep the british colonies, they did not give them up out of magniminity, FDR forced europe and britian to give up their colonies through bitter protest
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The best part about this incredible example of replying before thinking or reading in its entirety, you missed the obvious bait of Britain "giving back" America. I was expecting some big brained "hur hur we kicked your limey ass" but nope, just sailed over your head entirely.
 
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The best part about this incredible example of replying before thinking or reading in its entirety, you missed the obvious bait of Britain "giving back" America. I was expecting some big brained "hur hur we kicked your limey ass" but nope, just sailed over your head entirely.
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yes I stopped at the first part that was obvioulsy false and didn't move on because it was the first sentence, I have no regrets
 
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Izo Izo Don't worry about me man.

On train to London for fetish party. Dinner first with three dominatrixes, then onto the party

Maybe now Chris Chris is unignored he wants to join the next one
 
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LMAO I was just in the corner shop and I brushed past this black guy who was diagonally adjacent from a woman in front of me - squeezed through the gap and made mild shoulder contact at the most

Needless to say he goes "boss, boss oi boss" and walks after me. Eventually I stop and he starts ranting how he's gonna kill me

Needless to say I called police and he started ranting I was exaggerating, he's gonna put me on YouTube etc

Neither of us could be arsed to wait around for them to show

London? More like Seattle lol
 
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You're trying to convince me that that's the same person? I mean, they both look like trannies, and they're both wearing wigs, but...

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Well I dunno... maybe you hung out with "her" years and years ago. You don't look as buff in that pic either as your usual "Hey guys, look at my 1337 biceps" pics you share.

For what it's worth I'm jealous of your friend's jawline/chin... that's about it. Tits are okay but don't look natural like mine.
 
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Vanessa said:
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You're trying to convince me that that's the same person? I mean, they both look like trannies, and they're both wearing wigs, but...

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Well I dunno... maybe you hung out with "her" years and years ago. You don't look as buff in that pic either as your usual "Hey guys, look at my 1337 biceps" pics you share.

For what it's worth I'm jealous of your friend's jawline/chin... that's about it. Tits are okay but don't look natural like mine.
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I never claimed to know the porn star from instagram.

If you can't figure out why I posted a pic of her and her dog then clearly you haven't been paying attention
 
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Vanessa said:
Requesting pic of you Ossoi Ossoi with the lip-filler wig-wearing possible-tranny please.
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I need more guys telling me I'm not paying attention after I post this... which, gee, I wonder what person in this thread qualifies as a lip-filler wig-wearing possible-tranny?
 
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Animosity Animosity do yourself a favour and don't bother arguing with the retards in weight loss thread
 
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Pictures from last fetish party went up. I literally got photo bombed by a dude spreading his ass cheeks, only my friends elbow spared the camera from his sphincter. Although maybe it is visible and it's just obscuring his ball sack

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