Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

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Vanessa

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5% charge~

LoL... did you spend most of the party ON your phone playing Wordle in a corner? Then when it got to 5%, thought... oh shoot, I better snag a pic of the other debauchery happening around me to prove you're this wild super-crazy guy?

I also like how you took a pic of the dude's balloon knot while it's obvious a woman is right there, but no.... you focus on the hairy abyss.
 
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Vanessa said:
5% charge~

LoL... did you spend most of the party ON your phone playing Wordle in a corner? Then when it got to 5%, thought... oh shoot, I better snag a pic of the other debauchery happening around me to prove you're this wild super-crazy guy?

I also like how you took a pic of the dude's balloon knot while it's obvious a woman is right there, but no.... you focus on the hairy abyss.
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Are you actually this dumb or just trying to neg me?

If you actually went to fetish parties you'd know there's a strict no phones allowed policy - photos only taken by official photographers

Also, the photo is clearly zoomed in

I know you're desperate to beat your meat to my face as well as body with your male gaze but nah
 
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Congratulations to Chanur Chanur for unlocking the first Ossoi Ossoi achievement:

"Pawsitive Mental Attitude IV: you left four consecutive positive likes on Ossoi Ossoi posts"
 
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Congratulations to OneofOne OneofOne for unlocking the second Ossoi Ossoi achievement:

"Resistance is futile, you will be Ossimilated: you hate yourself but deep down you know Ossoi Ossoi is right!

How many more Ossoi Ossoi achievements are there?

Who will unlock the next?
 
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Congratulations to Void Void for unlocking the third Ossoi Ossoi achievement:

Dog-tor Strange: Your spell backfired and you ended up summoning Ossoi Ossoi into a thread he wasn't participating in!
 
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Congratulations Sylas Sylas for your first Ossoi Ossoi achievement. Whilst it's not a new one, getting your first is always special!

"Resistance is futile, you will be Ossimilated: you hate yourself but deep down you know Ossoi Ossoi Ossoi Ossoi is right!

How many more Ossoi Ossoi Ossoi Ossoi achievements are there?
 
Vanessa

Vanessa

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The asshattery from the asshat is reaching heretofore unheard-of levels.

Something needs to be done.
 
Ossoi

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perhaps some people should pawse their pawthetic attempts to get a pawt on the head from me.
 
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Congratulations to Chris Chris for unlocking his first Ossoi Ossoi achievement:

Paw of a Kind: you left four consecutive paws up likes on Ossoi Ossoi posts

You also unlocked a special bonus achievement:

Redemption (dog p)arc: You were blocked due to being a moron yet you've not had to be reblocked - keep up the good work!
 
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Congratulations TJT TJT on your first Ossoi Ossoi achievement.

Dog Lover: you posted a titillating story about dogs!
 
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Congratulations Gavinmad Gavinmad for unlocking a new Ossoi Ossoi achievement!

Dog Save The Queen: you acknowledged the intellectual superiority of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
 
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