Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

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He is an accomplished Knotter, I believe the bulbus glandis is his specialty? I also heard he is the founding member of the Phallus Powder Painting Partnership. A real cock of the Walk, this 98%er
 
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Congratulations to kroenen kroenen for unlocking the second Ossoi Ossoi food item

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Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
 

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Every once and a while I do Japanese style Napolitan spaghetti. Ketchup, a little butter, ground sausage (I use chourico), tossed Al dente. Pretty good. Definitely gotta be into ketchup though.
 
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Every once and a while I do Japanese style Napolitan spaghetti. Ketchup, a little butter, ground sausage (I use chourico), tossed Al dente. Pretty good. Definitely gotta be into ketchup though.
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Ricochet: You're unintentionally triggering Ossoi Ossoi not with your own posts but by giving idiots something to reply to. Thus their stupidity is triggering Ossoi Ossoi Whilst your patience and willingness to take up the mantle of "not being a retard in the weight loss thread" is admirable, for the sake of our own insanity I encourage you to stop!
 
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Spend 4 weeks eating 1500 calories of snickers bars and nothing else and then 4 weeks eating 1500 calories of chicken breast and nothing else. All other variables held constant if calories are calories the body weight should be the same. It wont be.

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nobody is advocating a 100% snickers diet or using a 100% snickers diet to argue in favour of carbs. Yes, 1500 calories of just carbs and fat from a snickers would result in muscle loss from getting less than 30g of protein a day from the 6 x 50g snickers bars to hit 1500 calories.

BUT, 1kg of chicken = 1500 calories, = 17g of fat, which isn't sufficient anyway. So both your examples are terrible.

The real reason not to use such a stupid example is that nobody is going to be satiated from 6 snickers bars a day .


The REAL question is.

If I am eating less calories than my TDEE, am I going to lose more body fat by going keto or low carb
- the answer is no

The second question is:

If I am eating less calories than my TDEE are 200 calories from a 200 calorie 50g sugar soda different for weight loss purposes than 200 calories 50g carbs from 300g of potatoes? - the answer is no (excluding satiety, fibre etc)


So to not use any retarded examples

2000 of calories from rice, chicken breast, steak, cooking oil at a 40/30/30 split IS no different when it comes to fat loss from 2000 calories of only protein/fats

If low carb gives you greater adherence then by all means go low carb. But stop using retarded examples to justify your pseudo science