Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

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God, there's even fake reviews and quoted comments, a soundtrack, and awards. It's like some weird roleplay where someone is fleshing out future films in the Monster verse. This is some peak autism.
 
Ossoi

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If that's not a fan-made trailer, I'd be surprised. No gravitas to the voice and appears to be using recycled shots.

What's even more bizarre is I came across this page when looking it up:

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Son of Kong (MonsterVerse)

Son of Kong is a 2022 American monster film directed by Adam Wingard, who directed Godzilla vs. Kong. A sequel to Godzilla vs. Kong, it is the 13th film in the King Kong franchise, and the fifth film in Legendary's MonsterVerse. The film stars Dan Stevens, Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, J.K...
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Someone made an entire fake movie page with casting, crew, box office details, and a long plot synopsis. What fucking rabbit hole did I go down?
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Well, it's not like I still have a reason to find every films TMDB link.

I am not autistic.
 
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Just spent an evening with a British girl, who comfortably used the term "chip shop". Apparently chips means fries in gay. That does however beg the question, you have fucking fry shops???

Well...do you
 
Ossoi

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1987 said:
Just spent an evening with a British girl, who comfortably used the term "chip shop". Apparently chips means fries in gay. That does however beg the question, you have fucking fry shops???

Well...do you
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How fucking old are you if you've never learned that chips = fries? Aren't you the same moron that admitted to jerking off over old teamspeak recordings of me? LMAO

Wait till you learn what crisps are
 
Chris

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1987 said:
Just spent an evening with a British girl, who comfortably used the term "chip shop". Apparently chips means fries in gay. That does however beg the question, you have fucking fry shops???

Well...do you
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What is a "fry shop"?

The cut potatoes and battered fish are put into a giant deep fat fryer if that is what you mean. Then you put lots of salt, vinegar and mushy peas on it.

Fries and Chips are different things. Fries are thin (eg McDonalds) and Chips are thick, we have both.

I went to Brussels and they had places that just did the chips and not the fish or other extras we have. I felt sad for them. Like wow, you can choose ketchup or mayo or something else? So can we, fucking frog bastards. Is that a fry shop?
 
Chris

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Oh and my favourite chip shop fact is that Katsu Curry is sold in them and the Japanese got it from us lmao.
 
Ossoi

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Chris said:
Oh and my favourite chip shop fact is that Katsu Curry is sold in them and the Japanese got it from us lmao.
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Ossoi said:
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Ever had Chips with a nice thick Katsu Sauce poured over them from a Chinese Chippy?

I'm assuming you grew up in a Chinese Takeaway or Chinese Chippy?

Not sure if Chinese Chippies are just a Lancashire thing, in Birmingham we have Kebab Chippies.
 
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Chris said:
Ever had Chips with a nice thick Katsu Sauce poured over them from a Chinese Chippy?

I'm assuming you grew up in a Chinese Takeaway or Chinese Chippy?

Not sure if Chinese Chippies are just a Lancashire thing, in Birmingham we have Kebab Chippies.
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You really are a fucking idiot

A) katsu is Japanese

B) I'm from Liverpool, which is where the oldest Chinatown in Europe was established. Hence all the Chinese immigrants to this country started there and spread outwards
 
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My uncle said he is going to be an extra in this. At first I thought the title was "Gentleman" and he was going to Moscow, but no - he's filming the scenes in Halifax, UK! lol what a funny story!
 
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