Do you want ball crushing noobie experience though? Because even though many people didn't make it past this shit it was very memorable even now.
Do you wanna go up to a guard accidentally hit the wrong button and he shit rapes your face?
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Do you wanna be killing a bear and then this bitch rolls up on your ass and lets you know who's town you are in.
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Do you want mega level raid mobs roaming around that you by chance run into who devours your soul.
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This is precisely the reason games like Dwarf Fortress and Dark Souls are popular and memorable!