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Woefully Inept

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We did the same thing. Went to my grandmothers yesterday, stayed home today, and fuck all the in-laws we usually go see. We never get home before 9pm all previous Christmases and screw doing that with an 8 month old.
 

Falstaff

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The one thing we wanted to focus on this year was having our own private Christmas with the kid. This is what threw everything off, but it was important for us to begin our own traditions. Anyways, fuck people that can't understand that. To me from now on the Christmases are all about the kids anyways.
We did this for our kids first Christmas. Fuck everyone else.
 

Oblio

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The last few posts in summary:

Fuck family, fuck everyone & Merry Christmas!






p.s. I feel the same way, for the children!
 

iannis

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what did he spoil? star wars?

If he gets permabanned for spoiling star wars... salute to you Ser Izo. Excellent work, I shall chug Mt. Dew in honor of your memory. You finally managed to hit the nerds where they live.
 

iannis

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You found that which is sacrosanct. The unblemished virginity of A(nother) New Hope.

Huzzah and well done!
 

Falstaff

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2 month old only likes to sleep on his stomach. I'm fine with it but the rest of society isn't. Where is Dr Izo when you need him?
 

Noodleface

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If it makes you feel any better your parents were raised in a time when sleeping on the stomach was preferred.
 

Falstaff

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I'm pretty sure if you are over the age of 30 you were raised sleeping on your stomach, but yeah I am just going to go with it and stare at the dropcam.
 

Joeboo

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As long as you aren't using loose blankets and bumper pads, there isn't much danger in stomach sleeping. At 2 months the kid is strong enough to move their head/neck around. They aren't going to sleep face-down on a flat mattress to the point that they can't breathe. It takes blankets or bumper pads that create crevices that they get stuck in that cause the main problems.
 

Woefully Inept

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Watching our son sleep on his stomach with his head against the mattress vs. watching him breast feed his face was more smooshed and blocked while breastfeeding than he was sleeping. They have smalls channels on the sides of their noses that lets them breath while being smothered by a boob. I found that rather interesting as I didn't even think about that before we had him.