Quineloe
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sure, if you want an "actually you were an accident" cake on your next birthday.Just saw this. Might recreate it next year.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Noodleface
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I'm sorry. In several ways. That's really rough. Honestly.
Where is she at this time? Are things looking good?
Where is she at this time? Are things looking good?
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Izo
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P2G6, not bad though. Humans lose a lot of fetuses, many more than we know. It’s a continuum. Had several missed abortions with the wife too. Helps a little knowing about the fysiology of it. But still hurts, hopes and dreams. No god involved afaik.
Gogo noodle jr the 3rd.
Gogo noodle jr the 3rd.
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Arative
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I’m so sorry for your loss, Noodle. How are you holding up? Is there anything we can do?
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Noodleface
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I'm fine, I just pump and dump that shit. She's got someone growing in her. Weve discussed in the past that there is a certain amount of times she's willing to do this, but she hasn't shared that number.
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I'm glad you're fine. I worry about your wife. This shit is hard. Might be time to get the old snip snip.
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Wife and I had a little scare last night.
We were literally in the climax of a sex session when we heard our kids voices and noise in the hallway just outside our door. This was at midnight and there was some dirty adult talk that will not be repeated here, so don;t even ask Izo. We were 1000% sure that we scarred our kids for life. After a quick discussion it was obvious I had to be the one to go talk to them as they are both boys. Turns out these little fuckers had no clue, they were up late sneaking video games and were finally going to be, one of them decided to open the door to their bedroom and argument ensued over the door opening and then it was slammed shut. Bullet dodged, must triple check that the kids are asleep in the future, lesson fucking learned.
We were literally in the climax of a sex session when we heard our kids voices and noise in the hallway just outside our door. This was at midnight and there was some dirty adult talk that will not be repeated here, so don;t even ask Izo. We were 1000% sure that we scarred our kids for life. After a quick discussion it was obvious I had to be the one to go talk to them as they are both boys. Turns out these little fuckers had no clue, they were up late sneaking video games and were finally going to be, one of them decided to open the door to their bedroom and argument ensued over the door opening and then it was slammed shut. Bullet dodged, must triple check that the kids are asleep in the future, lesson fucking learned.
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This is a curious thing for me. Did none of you ever hear your parents having sex? I'm certain our kids have heard it. We don't hide it, nor are we embarrassed by it. Sex is a healthy part of a marriage, and my kids know that. They have since they were fairly young. If they're sneaking around and end up hearing their parents having sex, that's on them.
Oblio
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Sex is one thing, Dirty Talk/Role Play is another. If it was just making "love" it wouldn't be as big of a deal. However, this wasn't a love making session this was a healthy consenting adult fuck session.
Also my kids are so innocent they have no fucking clue how or what sex is, it is not like it was for me growing up in the 70s & 80s with my Dad's stack of Playboys next to the Toilet in a one Bathroom House.
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Noodleface
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Never heard my parents ever have sex although I'm sure I witnessed the seduction before it a few times. My stepdad and mom though... Well my bedroom was under theirs. I slept with headphones a lot