Penance
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Path of Exile 2
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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No, he said +4 to lightning, not all spell skills, and just % damage. Right now you can get get +4 lightning, % damage, % extra damage, and cast speed for 20-40 ex
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Your parentheses I think hits on lot of problems. Take strongboxes, I'm sure the same idiot that thought 1s delay on curses and 1.5s on ignite prolif(but not poison?) meant monsters spawn at inverse warp speed. Slow gameplay is meaningful!
But I'm also willing to bet a significant chunk of these "fun" map layouts simply could not handle spawning a gaggle of monsters all at once just like PoE1. Bad gameplay(why are they spawning in rooms with closed doors?) to crashes. They probably did want to use ritual more but it literally could not fit.
There's been a lot of iterations to abyss, ritual, and betrayal to ensure they work on almost any layout in PoE1. Their hardon for "meaningful" combat via maze-like layouts not letting you blow up screens might have undone a lot of that iterative work.
Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Me and the wife just started playing on fri. We're only like 15. But damn does it feel tuned like thst poe1 season when they overtued the low levels.
I put off doing my third ascendancy for a while on my minion character, and it was ez mode.
I just put all the random honor resist/max honor relics in the guild stash if anyone is at a choke point with an alt.
I just put all the random honor resist/max honor relics in the guild stash if anyone is at a choke point with an alt.
Penance
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Mudflat rhoas in act 1 are still the deadliest mob in the game, followed slightly by those frost casting sea witches in the next zone.
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Chimney
Trakanon Raider
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Musk trying to buy nerd cred as a billionaire is the cringiest of cringe as if any gamer with a brain doesn't know he's paying some china man to play for him.
Richest man in the world with the self esteem of a teenage girl.
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Xevy
Log Wizard
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He could just be a casual gamer who plays games he likes and isn't particularly good at them, but his ego won't let him. It's sad. There's tons of Dad gamers out there who'd probably be down with him if he just talked about "HOW SICK ARE THESE GOD OF WAR CUTSCENES!!!!" and shit, but he has to pretend he's the smartest man in the world and try to compete with 18 year olds on a diet of dino nuggets and Prime who spend more hours gaming than he does awake.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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My brother, you're being too literal. I meant those are the absolute min that I wanted at the time I made it, but clearly I want high rolls on other beneficial caster stuff. The wands that are ideal upgrades for me are not 20 - 40 ex and by tomorrow I'll be able to equip +5, so we'll see how it goes crafting vs trade. I'll report back on my failures.
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I mean it's also perfectly acceptable when you're this rich to spend money to just skip the shit you don't want to do in a game. Want to buy a high lvl char so you don't have to do the leveling? Want to buy some gear so you can test the new Mathil build now that everything is worth 28divines and a half mirror? You have literral billions to throw, why not. Hell when I was young I was into buying and selling mmo accounts, I never leveled a single character in Asheron's Call yet I played one of the higher accounts with the power of money and flipping accounts(asking my mom to drive me to the mall to pick up my thousands of dollars from Western Union cause back then there was no paypal and shit)
The most cringe part isn't even the whole trying to pretend that's all him when clearly it isn't. It's proudly streaming it and thinking no one will catch it. There's some fucking autists who spent hundreds of hours rewatching all the old videos on slow motion to find out if some speedrunner actually cheated because he cleared something 3secs faster than the presumably fastest possible time or they found out by looking at the reflection in a monitor or by looking at the internal files for patterns of attack of the monster. Obviously you playing poorly and having no clue what you're doing or how half the systems you're engaging with work isn't going to fool anyone, especially not PoE turbo nerds.
Anyway this is standard Elon behaviour so no surprise.
Furry
🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭
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Mahes
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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So I enjoy minions. I have gotten to realize that doing tier 15 Breaches will have to wait until my minions are more powerful. I also hate the "insta kill me" things when I have pretty good defense. I have learned that towers are best done with tier 1 maps because again I hate doing those with minions. Still enjoying the game enough despite the sudden near full shield to nothing moments.
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Burnem Wizfyre
Log Wizard
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Damn so I hit 87 and tried the Sekhema trial again.....made it to the boss, but the full last floor I couldn't see the type or the rewards, so I made it there with around 2600 honor and it was the first time I fought him.
Dude has a ton of hps, though overall it seemed pretty easy.....lived through one of his time stop bullshit as I had the +40% movement boon. Then he did some weird bubble spam from a lot of angles and they seemed to do around 300+ honor damage per hit. Got the bastard to around 40%, though. Maybe if I can increase my damage a bit and get back with full honor I can get him.
Kinda wanna kill him before it gets patched so I dont feel like a bitch, just wish it didnt take as long to get through 4 floors
Dude has a ton of hps, though overall it seemed pretty easy.....lived through one of his time stop bullshit as I had the +40% movement boon. Then he did some weird bubble spam from a lot of angles and they seemed to do around 300+ honor damage per hit. Got the bastard to around 40%, though. Maybe if I can increase my damage a bit and get back with full honor I can get him.
Kinda wanna kill him before it gets patched so I dont feel like a bitch, just wish it didnt take as long to get through 4 floors