Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

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Azrayne

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^ All I could think about watching that trailer is 'man it's time for a Monkey Island replay."

Well that and the CGI looked kinda shoddy. The pirate monsters looked badass, but the opening shot, especially the ship, seemed really off to me.
 
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Brodhi

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Oh, a ghost / zombie whatever pirate with cheesy CGI splashed all over is face fighting a corn-dog Johnny Depp who will be playing his same old bumbling Fear & Loathing pirate edition character. I can't wait.
 
Dandai

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Final adventure? Guess they're not [currently planning on] stringing the series out after this one?
 
Rod-138

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Depp needs to pay for that divorce; he'll be doing this for another few years.
 
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joz123

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They should just make a tv series. Have it be like The Librarians where Jack shows up here and there to save the day.
 
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Harshaw

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spronk said:
pirates pirate Pirates
Pirates pirate Pirates of the Caribbean 5 and demand ransom from Disney
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Chukzombi

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im sure if they had the scripts for the Star Wars and Marvel movie franchises they might reconsider. but Pirates 5? lol, good luck with that. Depp is almost out of Hollywood. this is his lifeline. not Disney's.
 
Abefroman

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Chukzombi said:
im sure if they had the scripts for the Star Wars and Marvel movie franchises they might reconsider. but Pirates 5? lol, good luck with that. Depp is almost out of Hollywood. this is his lifeline. not Disney's.
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Wat? The last Pirates Movie made over a Billion world wide, the first one was actually the least successful one. Johnny Depp has two films announced, two completed, one filming, two post production and one pre-production. That's pretty damn busy for someone almost out of Hollywood.
 
Chukzombi

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Abefroman said:
Wat? The last Pirates Movie made over a Billion world wide, the first one was actually the least successful one. Johnny Depp has two films announced, two completed, one filming, two post production and one pre-production. That's pretty damn busy for someone almost out of Hollywood.
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that fountain of youth shit made over a billion dollars? i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
 
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Quaid

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Johnny Depp is the definition of A-list, and is one of the top 5 highest paid actors in the business.
 
LulzSect

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I'm ashamed to admit I want to see this. Loved the original. Begrudgingly watched the sequel and that where I stopped. Just have too much love for Javier Bardem as a villain!
 
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