Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

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Gavinmad

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Animal control is just an extension of the police department. In my hometown they even have the exact same number. He says he's already called the cops half a dozen times and nothing. The humane society has absolutely no authority, and while in some cases they may have enough influence with the police department to get something done, in a wretched hive of scum and villainy like New Orleans that influence would be stretched pretty goddamn thin.

LSA-R.S. 14:102 - .27_sl said:
These Louisiana statutes comprise the state's anti-cruelty provisions. The term "cruel" is defined in the first section every act or failure to act whereby unjustifiable physical pain or suffering is caused or permitted. The crime of cruelty to animals is subdivided into simple cruelty or aggravated cruelty. Simple cruelty occurs when a person intentionally or with criminal negligence overdrives, overloads, drives when overloaded, or overworks, torments, cruelly beats, or unjustifiably injures, or, having charge, custody, or possession of any animal, either as owner or otherwise, unjustifiably fails to provide any living animal with proper food, proper drink, proper shelter, or proper veterinary care.
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I guess if Rod-138 isn't exaggerating about them being left in piles of shit without appropriate shelter from the weather, you might be able to get someone like the ASPCA or Humane Society to start looking into this and start bending the ear of law enforcement about what they find, especially since there's a reasonable chance that pit bulls and bull mastiffs being bred in conditions like that have a decent chance of being destined for dog fighting.
 
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Rod-138_sl said:
Live in New Orleans and I think Michael Vick's cousin lives behind me - raises bull mastiffs / pit bulls. He often has 7-8 in his yard barking and crying and getting rained on and living in shit for months. I've called the cops about 6 times while they bark at nothing for endless hours of the night. No dice.

I have a newborn and have witnessed the dogs acting so aggressively that one of them rammed my fence, cracked a board, and had my murder in his eyes while I cut my grass. The base boards of the fence are on my side, so that was seriously a startling moment; witnessing that power! Anyway, I'm really just worried about my baby 3 month old, so I'm thinking about hiring one of my shadier friends to kill them all. Thoughts?
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You need to learn how to bribe a city politician.

But then again, you wouldn't be living next to this sort of trash if you had money, lol.
 
khalid

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If you have contacted the police over and over again, made it clear it looked like a dogfighting ring and they are doing nothing, it could be they are friends or are in fact paid off to look the other way. Try talking to any local animal shelter, they might have contacts with some local politicians. Also, definitely contact the local ASPCA. Another avenue might be the local tv station news.

Whatever you do, do it anonymously if you can. Dog fighting rings tend to be run by people that are dodgy as shit.
 
PatrickStar

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Video, man. Take videos like you were shooting a home movie with a pornstar. Document that shit for the inevitable dealings with local government.
 
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Just call the police and say there was a break in at that house through the back door and the cops will mow all the dogs down trying to check it out.
 
PatrickStar

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In fact just to cover your ass have someone make a video of you making the first video to prove you didn't have any malicious intent. Then have a third video shot from something mounted and human free to prove the second guy wasn't instigating.

TLDR version: Video
 
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How could you be afraid of a specific disease like tetanus or rabies? You'd need to have had terrifying experiences with it as a child, right? I could see being afraid of Dysentery because of you repainted the bathroom with explosive diarhea once.
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Tetanus

Tetanus, also known as lockjaw, is an infection characterized by muscle spasms. In the most common type the spasms begin in the jaw and then progress to the rest of the body. These spasms usually last a few minutes each time and occur frequently for three to four weeks.[1]Spasms may be so severe that bone fractures may occur
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Rabbies.. no fucking cure "By the time the symptoms appear, the disease can no longer be cured and almost always ends in death. "
And you go crazy in the process. fuck no. Ggive me bleeding diarrhea any day. Except ebola.. blood out every orifice must be worse.

Im from Cuba, a country where vaccinations are one of the highest in the world, so i never seen these diseases, I'm just afraid of them.
 
Gavinmad

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lendarios_sl said:
Tetanus

Tetanus, also known as lockjaw, is an infection characterized by muscle spasms. In the most common type the spasms begin in the jaw and then progress to the rest of the body. These spasms usually last a few minutes each time and occur frequently for three to four weeks.[1]Spasms may be so severe that bone fractures may occur

Rabbies.. no fucking cure "By the time the symptoms appear, the disease can no longer be cured and almost always ends in death. "
And you go crazy in the process. fuck no. Ggive me bleeding diarrhea any day. Except ebola.. blood out every orifice must be worse.

Im from Cuba, a country where vaccinations are one of the highest in the world, so i never seen these diseases, I'm just afraid of them.
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Well that's just not a reasonable fear. I think the US averages 5 rabies diagnoses a year?
 
Rod-138

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Dude seriously imagine you're cutting your grass and a bull mastiff's face burst through your fence and starts trying to eat the lawnmower. Shit was crazy. The owner then accused me of fucking with his dogs because that's the only way they get that pissed off.

As far as their conditions go, basically he just keeps them in little boxes and lets them out to shit in his backyard. He never picks up the shit and if you walk outside of my door, which is about 100 feet from his, you instantly get hit with a wave of dog shit. Then they start barking at you because I have a deck and they see my head over the fence. I grew some giant ass banana trees to combat this and they're actually helping a lot (they can't see me right away and don't start barking til they hear me).

I read some of the noise complaint statutes a while back and basically people say your only recourse is calling the cops over and over and over again until it annoys either him or them and they do something about it. My neighbors are in on it too and call every once in a while.

There is one positive angle; however, given the dogs bark at movement or noise, it deters people from walking into my backyard that don't belongs there.
 
Skanda

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Buy a dog whistle and blow the fuck out of it at all hours to drive the dogs (and your neighbors) crazy. If the entire neighborhood has had enough something might get done.
 
Rod-138

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Also I am not throwing my baby over the fence. He will kill all of the bulls with his cuteness and I'll get sued by the colored man. Why do black people love pitbulls so much?
 
Gavinmad

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Rod-138_sl said:
Also I am not throwing my baby over the fence. He will kill all of the bulls with his cuteness and I'll get sued by the colored man. Why do black people love pitbulls so much?
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It's not a black people thing, it's a poor people thing. I worked at a vet clinic that had free office hours a couple times a week and I saw plenty of pit bulls owned by white people.
 
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