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Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot
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Jesus Christ, I saw them all at a con a few years ago, Gates and Levar have both aged terribly since then. Michael is fuckin immortal, same for Patrick (Gates pulled up his shirt at the con to reveal the motherfucker still has abs!). Mirina and Brent still look like giant assholes.
Lanx
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hey at least "endgame" was the only time janeway made a good tactical comman decision for once, even tho it involved breaking every rule in every bookfucking millenials, loving voyager and shit
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If anyone loves to hate Janeway as much as I do, watching SF Debris' Voyager reviews makes for a good time. The way he rips apart the stupid shit she does is great.
Star Trek Reviews
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Phazael
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Kirk > Sisko > Picard > Archer > Janeway, Changemymind.jpg
I can see making the case for Sisko being equal to Kirk, but he turned into Black Space Jesus at the end of the show and had the best supporting cast of any Trek Show ever.
TNG has not aged well. A couple of the social commentary episodes are still solid, but the characters are all without flaws and the exposition is just too thick (along with the technobabble) compared to most other Treks. Plus, the first two and a half seasons and anything featuring Troi or Wesley (other than his court martial episode) are basically unwatchable, which is more than half the series. Ron Moore did more than anyone else for the franchise, in terms of fleshing out the lore and making it interesting. Curiously, a lot of the views championed in some of those social commentary episodes would get crucified by the casts current SJW bedfellows, and they would never grasp the irony of it.
Nothing in Star Trek will ever top Wrath of Khan or this moment:
Garrak is probably the best written and acted character in star trek history and anyone who thinks Discovery is anything other than dogshit needs to have that pounded into their fucking skulls to show how bad that show is.
I like Stewart, but the guy should just stick to self parody and voice acting at this point. Blunt should have clued him in that he needs to rest on Logan as his final legacy and not go all Raul Julia and have Street Fighter be the last thing he did. Sadly, even a phoning it in shitty Stewart will be better than Discovery (and most of Voyager).
I can see making the case for Sisko being equal to Kirk, but he turned into Black Space Jesus at the end of the show and had the best supporting cast of any Trek Show ever.
TNG has not aged well. A couple of the social commentary episodes are still solid, but the characters are all without flaws and the exposition is just too thick (along with the technobabble) compared to most other Treks. Plus, the first two and a half seasons and anything featuring Troi or Wesley (other than his court martial episode) are basically unwatchable, which is more than half the series. Ron Moore did more than anyone else for the franchise, in terms of fleshing out the lore and making it interesting. Curiously, a lot of the views championed in some of those social commentary episodes would get crucified by the casts current SJW bedfellows, and they would never grasp the irony of it.
Nothing in Star Trek will ever top Wrath of Khan or this moment:
Garrak is probably the best written and acted character in star trek history and anyone who thinks Discovery is anything other than dogshit needs to have that pounded into their fucking skulls to show how bad that show is.
I like Stewart, but the guy should just stick to self parody and voice acting at this point. Blunt should have clued him in that he needs to rest on Logan as his final legacy and not go all Raul Julia and have Street Fighter be the last thing he did. Sadly, even a phoning it in shitty Stewart will be better than Discovery (and most of Voyager).
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Malakriss
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Let's see... Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg... okay no idea about S1E3 though.fucking millenials, loving voyager and shit
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That none of they are DS9 makes me sad.fucking millenials, loving voyager and shit
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Juvarisx
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I had to look it up,
Time and Again (Star Trek: Voyager) - Wikipedia
It wasn't even a particularly good episode for Voyager its really weird.
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Clues being the 4th most watched TNG episode and Voyager 1x3 being watched more than 1x1/2 just doesn't make any sense to me.
Is Voyager just the most watched because Netflix has a huge female subscriber count?(They seem to target them heavily in their originals)
Is Voyager just the most watched because Netflix has a huge female subscriber count?(They seem to target them heavily in their originals)
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In my area the Voyager ratings were so bad the local UPN affiliate pulled the show for a season. They just put something else on fuck you.
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Siliconemelons
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I hit up the Ferengi Voyager episode because its hilarious and has some wardrobe choices for the ferengi's female attendants that would never pass the SJW check today.
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Greed is eternal!
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fucking millenials, loving voyager and shit
Voyager is the most easily rewatchable series for me, for whatever reason. I've seen TNG episodes dozens of times already..... I've gone through Voyager 3 times now. The Borg make for interesting television. Hence Best of Both Worlds and Scorpion being on that list. The "best" episodes, however, are not really the most re-watchable. I'm not up for the weight of episodes like Inner Light on the regular.
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God that episode was fucking awful. I hated the Kes character and kept hoping she'd die in a horrible transporter accident, leaving Neelix to commit ritual suicide by ejecting himself out into space.
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Phazael
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Voyager is the oddity in that the last season may have been one of the worst of the series. Pretty much the entire last season was depressing hopeless shit, outside of the Finale and the Chekotay/Seven shipper episode. The entire blob aliens dying off and leaving no living memory of their experiences before melting was a metaphor for that entire season. The issue with that show is that the Doctor and Seven were so much better characters (and acted) than everyone else it was torture any time they did a story with other cast members to keep the actor happy. Beltran and Mulgrew were really cunty about it, but I give Beltran a pass because the writers basically forgot he existed for five seasons.