Pregnancy Thread
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Noodleface
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Congrats man. If I remember right, your wife was due the same week as mine. That makes me nervous now! Good looking kid
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Thanks again everyone
He was originally due April 29 but my wife had been having high bp issues and was diagnosed with pre eclampsia. During the non stress test yesterday she hit 178/71 and that was the final straw for our doctor.
All the nurses are amazed that a 36 week old strtrd nursing immediately with very little help including lifting his head to reposition with the boob still in his mouth. His arms are frickdn strong. He can actually make you have to use efort to move his arm if he resists. My wife gave birth to fuckin Colossus or something. I ain't complaining! Haha
He was originally due April 29 but my wife had been having high bp issues and was diagnosed with pre eclampsia. During the non stress test yesterday she hit 178/71 and that was the final straw for our doctor.
All the nurses are amazed that a 36 week old strtrd nursing immediately with very little help including lifting his head to reposition with the boob still in his mouth. His arms are frickdn strong. He can actually make you have to use efort to move his arm if he resists. My wife gave birth to fuckin Colossus or something. I ain't complaining! Haha
Izo
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Our finnish collegues use 4 basic grips. They've had succes reducing grade 3-4 tears (OASIS, obst. anal. sph. inj.) with 50%. Going to learn the techniques this weekend. They published in BMJ 2012. Quite a revolution.
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iannis
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Why are you learning birthing grips?
Are you moonlighting as a midwife or something? Yall do medicine kinda weird over there. GP's over here ain't gonna be delivering no babies. I mean the woman does most of the work anyway and the doctor is mostly there to repair any damage that might occur in the process and to evaluate the infant... but he's gonna be sending your ass to the hospital if it is at all possible.
Are you moonlighting as a midwife or something? Yall do medicine kinda weird over there. GP's over here ain't gonna be delivering no babies. I mean the woman does most of the work anyway and the doctor is mostly there to repair any damage that might occur in the process and to evaluate the infant... but he's gonna be sending your ass to the hospital if it is at all possible.
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Protip: USE THE NURSERY lol. Sent our boy to the nursery down the hall last night in between feedings so everyone could stay rested. Made a world of difference this morning. Everyone, especially the little guy, are doing so much better today.
We figured it'd be best to stay well rested while we have the help before we head home and are on our own.
We figured it'd be best to stay well rested while we have the help before we head home and are on our own.
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I am super excited to take him home and absofuckinglutely dreading it all at the same time. Lol
Haha, yeah it's amazing how perfectly incapable you can feel of doing something that humanity has done literally for the entirety of our existence.
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It's a seminar, call it professional curiosity. I'm there for the techniques, laparoscopic blackbox training and gourmet food. Totally not for the hot women. No, siree.
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Officially going home today. My wife has a friend who works in a NICU so I think we might have her swing by today. That would definitely calm my wife's nerves about taking this squishy guy home today.
opiate82
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Something I forgot to bring up in this conversation. One part of the vagina that typically does get wrecked for a while after childbirth is the self-lubrication feature (especially if breastfeeding?). Not a bad to have some lubeon handfor the waiting period while it heals up as well as once the green light to play ball has been given.
I believe this is true of c-section vaginas as well.
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So the wife complained about ... "pain" yesterday. Called me during the day that she's having contractions. Told her to call the midwife and doctor in that order. Both said to get to the hospital. We're in week 32 so it's a bit early still.
Drive home from work, take her to hospital, no clothes aboard because she's like "they'll give me a pill and we'll be out of there".
NOPE.
Lung development shot to the mother's ass, and an infusion for 24+ hours to stop the contractions.
Having to stay the night (and another night) sent her over the edge, hormones and all that shit. So there I was, kid at home with grandma, wife in tears, and a trip back home to pick up some underwear and stuff for the wife to deliver right back. While picking clothes and toothbrush, take kid to bed and explain why mommy is not there.
Got up for work at 5:45.
Went to bed at 0:45.
Don't want to do again.
Nothing has opened so far so I'm content that there's nothing wrong. Must have been the leg-shaking orgasm I gave her sunday night that kicked this off.
Drive home from work, take her to hospital, no clothes aboard because she's like "they'll give me a pill and we'll be out of there".
NOPE.
Lung development shot to the mother's ass, and an infusion for 24+ hours to stop the contractions.
Having to stay the night (and another night) sent her over the edge, hormones and all that shit. So there I was, kid at home with grandma, wife in tears, and a trip back home to pick up some underwear and stuff for the wife to deliver right back. While picking clothes and toothbrush, take kid to bed and explain why mommy is not there.
Got up for work at 5:45.
Went to bed at 0:45.
Don't want to do again.
Nothing has opened so far so I'm content that there's nothing wrong. Must have been the leg-shaking orgasm I gave her sunday night that kicked this off.
Noodleface
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Sex can induce labor, you filthy goddamn porn star
Wife just had an ultrasound. Baby is measuring pretty small (10th percentile) at 5.5 lbs with 3 weeks left. Tech said not to worry, so of course my wife is in a panic.
Not sure how to handle this. She works out obsessively and I've been telling her to cool down until the baby is born, I'm wondering if she's hurting the baby.
Wife just had an ultrasound. Baby is measuring pretty small (10th percentile) at 5.5 lbs with 3 weeks left. Tech said not to worry, so of course my wife is in a panic.
Not sure how to handle this. She works out obsessively and I've been telling her to cool down until the baby is born, I'm wondering if she's hurting the baby.