Pregnancy Thread

I was in the room when my wife received her spinal. She demanded it actually. She wouldn't have gotten it done without me there she said.

I did my wife's epidural while blindfolded.

I kid, but I didn't have to leave.

eww gross

I did the same.

No epidural for my wife, all natural. According to all the mommy-shaming websites that makes my wife better than your wives.

My wife will cut you if you tell her that.

Noodlemod_sl said:

Also fuck sleeping in a chair

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My wife's recovery room had one of those chairs that unfolds itself into a long bed type thing. That shit was comfy! But I'm a side sleeper, and don't move around all that much.

Little Nathan the noodlebro Jr, 6.5 pounds

I'll post pics when I can, my phone isn't cooperating

WooHoo! Glad everyone is well! Congrats, man.

Grats, Noodle with the doodle.

Congrats Noodle!

Thanks guys. Its a bit surreal right now. I'm a pretty unemotional type of guy but I admit I did tear up when he came out. I saw some shit today that can never be unseen but it was totally worth it. He just farted bare assed in a nurses face too

If there is ever a time to cry in this life it is when a son is born, a mother dies, or you get punched real hard in the nuts.

Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too

A natural farter. Like his mother.

Here's one of the kid and one of my first born learning something is going on:

Noodlemod_sl said:

Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too

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Dude you don't even know. My little guy has fucking grown man farts. And when he shits? It's like a NASA rocket blasting off. It's like a 3 stage rocket. BRAAAP!!....BRAAAP!!!...BRAAAP!!! And when he just farts he is constantly sharting himself. There's always a little skidmark in there after he TOOTS. If you can't laugh at an infant farting like that then you're soulless imo.
Had my sister and her bf over and he had never held a baby before. So of course Nolan ripped a bomb on him. He said it sounded like a chainsaw being started. We were dying. lol

Congrats again.

Our dachshund has been awesome with Bubba so far.