Pregnancy Thread

Woefully Inept · Apr 17, 2015

I was in the room when my wife received her spinal. She demanded it actually. She wouldn't have gotten it done without me there she said.

lurkingdirk · Apr 17, 2015

I did my wife's epidural while blindfolded.

I kid, but I didn't have to leave.

Tuco · Apr 17, 2015

I was actually part of it. I sat on a chair in front of her and had her legs on me and kept her steady during it.

iannis · Apr 17, 2015

eww gross

Draegan_sl · Apr 17, 2015

I did the same.

opiate82 · Apr 17, 2015

No epidural for my wife, all natural. According to all the mommy-shaming websites that makes my wife better than your wives.

lurkingdirk · Apr 17, 2015

My wife will cut you if you tell her that.

Crone · Apr 17, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
Also fuck sleeping in a chair

My wife's recovery room had one of those chairs that unfolds itself into a long bed type thing. That shit was comfy! But I'm a side sleeper, and don't move around all that much.

Noodleface · Apr 17, 2015

Little Nathan the noodlebro Jr, 6.5 pounds

I'll post pics when I can, my phone isn't cooperating

lurkingdirk · Apr 17, 2015

WooHoo! Glad everyone is well! Congrats, man.

Izo · Apr 17, 2015

Grats, Noodle with the doodle.

Oblio · Apr 17, 2015

The world is now a better place with more Noodles!

Woefully Inept · Apr 17, 2015

Congrats Noodle!

Noodleface · Apr 18, 2015

Thanks guys. Its a bit surreal right now. I'm a pretty unemotional type of guy but I admit I did tear up when he came out. I saw some shit today that can never be unseen but it was totally worth it. He just farted bare assed in a nurses face too

iannis · Apr 18, 2015

If there is ever a time to cry in this life it is when a son is born, a mother dies, or you get punched real hard in the nuts.

Noodleface · Apr 18, 2015

Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too

lurkingdirk · Apr 18, 2015

A natural farter. Like his mother.

Noodleface · Apr 18, 2015

Here's one of the kid and one of my first born learning something is going on:

Woefully Inept · Apr 18, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too

Dude you don't even know. My little guy has fucking grown man farts. And when he shits? It's like a NASA rocket blasting off. It's like a 3 stage rocket. BRAAAP!!....BRAAAP!!!...BRAAAP!!! And when he just farts he is constantly sharting himself. There's always a little skidmark in there after he TOOTS. If you can't laugh at an infant farting like that then you're soulless imo.

Had my sister and her bf over and he had never held a baby before. So of course Nolan ripped a bomb on him. He said it sounded like a chainsaw being started. We were dying. lol

Congrats again.

Our dachshund has been awesome with Bubba so far.

Tuco · Apr 18, 2015

congratulations.

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