Edaw
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Stick with it. The movie could have been 30 minues long plot wise. Rest is just pretty camera work.
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Stick with it. The movie could have been 30 minues long plot wise. Rest is just pretty camera work.
zzeris
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Probably blasphemy on this forum but he's extremely overrated. He started with some really fun movies but has become more and more pretentious over time. Most of his movies are really just... ok. A few memorable areas with some nice quotable parts but overall...kinda meh. Still watchable, just not theater worthy.
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What, you don't like watching creative masturbation?
Tarantino has made 4 good movies, the rest is just him jerking off.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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I love QT's movies, including the ones he merely wrote. Once Upon was just... boring and pointless, it was one of those movies made for people who love Hollywood as opposed to movies or something I dunno I just didn't get it.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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On the bright side, I can finally watch the RLM Half in the Bag episode about Once Upon as I am sure I will enjoy that more than I did the movie.
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Edaw
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it was 2 hours of sitting on the couch with grandma while she shows you photos in her album and then the acid kicks in.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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It's like Predator, but Sweded. I give a 3/10 if you like good movies, a 7/10 if you like bad movies. It's available on amazon prime in restored condition and Reb Brown never looked better.
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Man I’m not getting into a cyber fight but I loved Once Upon a Time!! It’s a period piece, just sit back and relax and let it bring you on it’s journey. It’s wonderful!
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Just got done watching Spider-Man Far From Home and I think I am done with Marvel movies, this was just silly. Some good ideas but I am over watching well-drawn cartoon characters do cartoony action in cgi environments. I've gotten old I guess, the magic has worn off and it all just comes across as silly to me. The characters and their interactions are silly, the action is silly, and silly really isn't my thing.
I am reminded about the cycle of Video Games where it becomes more about the visuals than the gameplay and they keep making bland, generic, "samey" video games that look really nice but have little depth outside of that.
I don't blame the movie, I am sure fans of Marvel and/or Spider-Man like this one, it's just weird coming to grips with the fact that I have become "an old guy".
Edit: The musical score in this movie is fucking awful, too cartoonish and that might be what ruined it for me.
I am reminded about the cycle of Video Games where it becomes more about the visuals than the gameplay and they keep making bland, generic, "samey" video games that look really nice but have little depth outside of that.
I don't blame the movie, I am sure fans of Marvel and/or Spider-Man like this one, it's just weird coming to grips with the fact that I have become "an old guy".
Edit: The musical score in this movie is fucking awful, too cartoonish and that might be what ruined it for me.
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Intrinsic
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wtf, I sign up for Shudder to watch this Joe Bob show and am greeted with a 10 minute diatribe about how the new Miss America pageant is horrible and needs more chicks in bikinis. rofl $5 well spent.
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Caliane
Avatar of War Slayer
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I actually really liked this. 8/10. pretty great undersea disaster movie..
Constantly shocked on production value, fx. was this movie promoted at all?
stewart does a great job. good character actors.
t.j.miller was insufferable for quite a while. almost ruined the movie.
was not expecting cthulu...
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Chanur
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I also loved this movie , but was not promoted because it was really small budget. Kristen Stewart was kind of hot in it but if she had some tits it would be A++.
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Sterling
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Rounders was good. I didn't hate the first Taken either, although the sequels were definitely not good.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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She was in Taken? Huh, completely forgot her in that. Never seen Rounders. There are just some actors or actresses who when you see their name in the credits you know it's a 90% chance that the movie is going to suck. Édgar Ramírez is one of those names along with Famke Jensen, it's a shame because neither of them are 'bad' actors.